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Lonely hearts adds

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  • 11-04-2008 7:32pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭


    Lonely hearts adds and what they really mean

    Athletic = no tits

    Thirty-something = 46

    Fun & wild = really annoying & gets pissed easily

    Beautiful eyes = a face like a robbers dog

    Headstrong = argumentative & violent

    Enjoys pubbing & clubbing = alcoholic

    Curvy = fat bitch

    Likes eating out = lazy bitch who wont cook


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  • Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Beautiful eyes = a face like a robbers dog

    Thats brilliant :D (no idea what it means but brilliant!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    This should be printed on the top of every personal's page.


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