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What do you like most about women?

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  • #152
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    When they stfu yapping for 5 minutes, it's rare but beautiful, usually only occurs when Eastenders is on.

    And then low betide if you so much as breathe :pac:


  • #153
    RiotO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭RiotO


    There is nothing in the world more beautiful than a beautiful woman.

    They make my mickey go hard.


  • #154
    il gatto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭il gatto


    Women go for "bad boys" for several reasons. One is that they have this Hollywood bad boy/heart of gold thing in their mind. Another is the ouvert nature of said "bad baoys". They flaunt their agrressiveness, sexuality and general all round "badness". Women take the obvious bait. They assume such an exciting person comes in a package with the downsides included. These people seem like jerks because most of the time they are.
    Seriously, if he's a typical bad boy, he's an arse with a big opinion of himself, no respect for others and probably runs home to mammy when he needs clothes washed.

    By the way ladies, when guys say they like a woman with a sense of humour, they almost invariably mean that she laughs at his jokes. Men rarely find women funny. Women don't tend to be funny. Maybe in a kooky way, but I've never met a guy who finds a woman comedian funny. It's not prejudice. Sometimes they're o.k., but it's often cringeworthy. So when some man tells you he likes your sense of humour, it means you find him funny and keep up the good work (laughing).


  • #155
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Breasts, we get teh same feeling as wimmiz, when they see a sunset.


  • #156
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    andrew wrote: »
    Fools! women don't like nice guys you idiots! Watch and learn guys.

    *Grabs woman, pulls her t-shirt over her head and pushes her over*

    Bye losers, i'm off to have tantric sex with my new 'ho.

    Tantric sex is for losers.

    Lob it into her and none of your fancy sh1t.
    Then fall asleep.
    il gatto wrote: »
    but I've never met a guy who finds a woman comedian funny. It's not prejudice. Sometimes they're o.k., but it's often cringeworthy.

    Women comedians are generally sh1t, but then again, while we all know funny people, the reality is they would make sh1t comedians - making your friends laugh is a different kettle of fish to making a group of paying randomers laugh.
    il gatto wrote: »
    By the way ladies, when guys say they like a woman with a sense of humour, they almost invariably mean that she laughs at his jokes. Men rarely find women funny. Women don't tend to be funny. Maybe in a kooky way
    il gatto wrote: »
    So when some man tells you he likes your sense of humour, it means you find him funny and keep up the good work (laughing).

    I disagree with this, they may be fewer and further between, but thankfully funny women do exist. :)


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  • #157
    il gatto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭il gatto


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tantric sex is for losers.

    Lob it into her and none of your fancy sh1t.
    Then fall asleep.



    Women comedians are generally sh1t, but then again, while we all know funny people, the reality is they would make sh1t comedians - making your friends laugh is a different kettle of fish to making a group of paying randomers laugh.





    I disagree with this, they may be fewer and further between, but thankfully funny women do exist. :)

    I'm only ripping the p1ss, but it's kinda, almost true:pac:


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