Frozen Cows

Hagar

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid.
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen.
The realisation of the situation then dawned on him.
With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?
He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty.
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old lady.
The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows noses.
After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the cud.
One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals.
The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed.
She declined his offer and walked off across the field.
A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
"You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.
"No" said the farmer "who?"
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"That was Thora Hird."







Taxi...

purplekitty

Blink blink.... errrm. i dont get it

Hagar

Link

Thaw a herd.


I'm going back to the ward now, I get visitors on Sunday.

Mahatma coat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

not the cow Pun thread again.

you're just milkin this senility thing now Hagar

dak

Can someone MOOOOOOOOOOOVE this thread before we all get that Freisan feeling again !

Simmental story all over !

CrazyRabbit

Hagar wrote: »

Link

Thaw a herd.


I'm going back to the ward now, I get visitors on Sunday.

If ya have to explain it...

WindSock

I heard this joke a few years back. I always thought it would be funnier if I knew who Thora Hird was.

de5p0i1er

Stop the cow puns please, make thew bad men stop.

dak

de5p0i1er wrote: »

Stop the cow puns please, make thew bad men stop.

Bull.............................y ! Never herd of dem o cracy cows ?

Flopsy

Thora Hird was always in Songs of Praise, she died a few years back. She was also in Last of the Summer Wine as someone's mother I Think?

I thought it was funny......it gave me a giggle!

dvega

would have been funny 20 years ago,lets all stick with the times

Garth The Good

Brilliant
good giggle first thing in the morning
Keep em coming:)

dak

Did yoo hear about the cow who thought it was Elvis ?

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All because it came from "Graze.................land" !

No Bull !

dak

The cow and bull mated in a heap of dung. The next morning the cow said "man 'ure great last night!"