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Borgisms

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  • 13-04-2008 8:01pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    * "I am Bob the Builder of Borg. Can you be assimilated? YES YOU CAN! Is resistance futile? YES IT IS!
    * "I am Lyndsay Lohan of Borg. I can't be a whore anymore. Apparently PMSing at the tabloids is futile."
    * "We are Microsoft of Borg. Windows encountered a problem whilst assimilating you, click below to send us an error report."
    * "I am Tony Blair of Borg. My government believes in Assimilation, annihilation, and Assassination. We are tough on Resistance, and tough on the causes of Resistance."
    * "I am George Bush of Borg. Do not misunderestimate us."
    * "I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Doughnuts!"
    * "I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
    * "I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
    * "I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it".
    * "I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch."
    * "Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
    * "I am n00b of Borg. You will laugh at our pitiful attempts to assimilate you."
    * "I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun."
    * "I, am, Kirk, of, Borg, I, will, assimilate, you."
    * "We are Walmart of Borg. You will be assimilated at low, low prices!"
    * "Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelevant!""
    * "I am dyslexia of Gorb. Your ass will be laminated."
    * "I am MacGyver of Borg. I will assimilate you using nothing but a wire coathanger, a teaspoon, a gun with no bullets in it, some glue and this shoelace. Resistance is futile.
    * "I am Doctor McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an assimilator!"
    * "I am Bjorn of Borg. You will lose this match. Resistance is futile."
    * "We are the Smurfs. Resistance is smurf. You will be smurfed."
    * "We are Interpol of Borg. You will be interpolated."
    * "I am Shakespeare of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, resistance is futile."
    * "I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You will be approximated."
    * "I am Frodo of Borg. Your individuality will be assimilated in the fires of Mount Doom. You will be ringwraithed. Resistance is futile."
    * "Look... at me. I am, William... Shatner, of Borg. Any, resistance, will be, futile."

    * "I am Pedant of Borg. You will be assimilated, unless of course you are plucky, heroic and display uncommon ingenuity, or are a member of Species 8472, or are a major character in either Voyager or TNG with quite a bit of your contract left to run. Besides which, Assimilation is no guarantee that you won't be un-assimilated later on. Likewise it's probably a bit of a stretch to say "Resistance is Futile", although statistically it will be true in the majority of cases. So, basically, if you're a hot blonde like Seven of Nine, ignore all this stuff about assimilation and resistance. However, if you are someone whom nobody cares about, I do hope you like cybernetic implants!!"

    * "Easy now, rude-boy! I iz Ali G of Borg, and I iz a-hassilimate you into da Borg Massiv. Booyakasha!"

    * "We are the Spanish Inquisition of Borg! We have just one thing to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be Assimi - we have two things to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated! Otherwise you will be destr - we have three things, three things to say: Resistance is Futile, you will be assimilated, otherwise you will be destroyed by our massive fire-power. Your lives and your cultures will become part of our Collect- four things! Four things to say! I'll go out and come in again, shall I?"

    * "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."
    * "Dja mon, I am Bob Marley of dem Borgs, mon! Resisting dem weeds is futile, now, an' prepare for assmmimilation! ::puff puff::"
    * "I am daaaalek borg. Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilaaaaaaaate (...)"
    * "Elmo is Elmo of borg, you will tickle... um, be assimilated. But first,how about a hug?"
    * "I Borg Big Brother. Miniluv remark assimilation doubleplusgood. Resistance crimethink."
    * "I am Microsoft Windows of Borg. Prepare to bought out and assimilated. All ipods will be destroyed, and google will never work again. Resistance is futile."
    * "I am Jehova's Witness of Borg... You will be saved! You will be Assimilated! The end of the World is nigh, so you will be Assimilated!"
    * "I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left."
    * "I am SPAAARRRTAAAA of borg, you will DINE in HELLLLL and be ASSIMILATEDD!!! RESISTANCE... IS USELESS! Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
    * "I am George W. Bush of Borg, you will be "liberated", opinions are futile."
    * "| @m 1337 pwn3r 0f b0rg, j00 wi|| b3 pwnt/@$$imil@t3d."
    * "I am Steve Jobs of Borg. Microsoft is irrelevant. iResistance is futile. You will be iSimilated."
    * "We are Windows Vista of Borg. You will be.... computer is shutting down."
    * "We are British of Borg. Would you like a cup of tea with your assimilation?"
    * "I am Borg of Borg. You will be assimilated, then assimilated."
    * "We are Norton Antivirus of Borg. We were unable to prevent a virus that occurred during assimilation."
    * "We are public transport of Borg. Please expect severe delays whilst waiting to be assimilated"
    * "We are Satellite Navigation of Borg. Turn left at the next power node to be assimilated.
    * "I am Buzz Lightyear of Borg. To infinity and assimilation!"
    * "We are the NHS of Borg.We are sorry for the delay, we will contact you when you are due for assimilation."
    * "We are double yellow lines of Borg, park on us and your car will be assimilated"
    * "We are MS-DOS of Borg. Would you care to (A)Assimilate, (B)Resist, or (C)Quit?"
    * "We are South Park of Borg. We will assimilate Kenny."
    * "We are the IRS of Borg. You should receive your assimilation in 6 to 8 weeks."
    * "I AM THE INTIMIDATING OF BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED OR ELSE!"
    * "I am Jeremy Clarkson of Borg. Some say nanoprobes are injected into your body. Some say resistance is futile. All we know is, it's called assimilation."
    * "We are Mormons of the Borg. You will be assimilated... After we take a few minutes to share our religion with you."
    * "I am Mr. KENNEDY!... KENNEDY! of the Borg... Borg! You will be assimilated... ASSIMILATED! Resistance is FUTILE!... FUTILE!
    * "AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!"
    * "I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation. But only if you have size 7. Resistance is futile.


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    #2
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Startrek-BSoD.gif


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    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Startrek-BSoD.gif

    :D:D

    That's a good one.

    It's probably Windows version 260,000,000.01 SP9,000,000, and it's still full of bugs.


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    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."

    hehe....I wonder how many people got that reference?


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    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."

    hehe....I wonder how many people got that reference?
    Inconceivable!


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    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."

    hehe....I wonder how many people got that reference?
    Sherifu wrote: »
    Inconceivable!

    I wonder does he only get assimilated if he only has four fingers? :D


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    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Fey! wrote: »
    I wonder does he only get assimilated if he only has four fingers? :D

    They assimilate you using a glass of poison. Fortunately, some people have built up a resistance to it over time. :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Fey! wrote: »
    I wonder does he only get assimilated if he only has four fingers? :D
    yes

    Imagine you born without a finger and then lost another two, carelessness as Oscar would say, you would still get assimilated as then you'd have seven of nine.


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I don't know what a borg is.

    This is the first time I've felt genuinely cool in *ages*!

    Thank you!


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    #10
    Capt'n Midnight
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    kittenkiller wrote: »
    I don't know what a borg is.
    It's like a treker mortgague


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    Profiler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Profiler


    I'm infact-eh Bertie of De Borg yis will all be assimilated yis spanners

    I am Pat of Kenny of The Borg, you were assimilated back in 1999 by squatters rites only I didn't tell you, now you will be as beige as me


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    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    lets pretend we all dont watch star trek,i have no idea what this means,somebody has to fill me in..


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    Profiler
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    dvega wrote: »
    lets pretend we all dont watch star trek,i have no idea what this means,somebody has to fill me in..

    :confused: Well that sounds nothing like what a Borg might say... you are going to have to try harder...


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