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  • 16-04-2008 8:59am
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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Three women: one engaged, one a mistress and one married are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."

    The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

    The married one then said: "Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

    My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped his fat ass on the couch and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"


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    Sherifu
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    I knew it sounded familiar. Good one all the same. :D


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    I might draw Hagar's attention to a quote from himself recently..

    "And before you ask, yes I do remember every joke I have ever seen or heard."

    Ahem....:D


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I just have difficulty remembering where I saw or heard it.:D

    Sorry about that.


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    No need for apologies... We're all getting older!!

    Dementia


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    KamiKazi
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    haha, I lol'd :D:D


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