Cosmetics

Homer · 2008-04-16 11:02:43

My wife bought a whole range of those anti-ageing cosmetics yesterday, then spent the entire afternoon in front of the mirror applying various creams and potions to just about every part of her body. Later that evening, she came downstairs and said to me "Be honest darling - how old do I look?" I replied, "From your skin -…

16-04-2008 11:02AM

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My wife bought a whole range of those anti-ageing cosmetics yesterday, then spent the entire afternoon in front of the mirror applying various creams and potions to just about every part of her body.
Later that evening, she came downstairs and said to me "Be honest darling - how old do I look?"
I replied, "From your skin - 18; from your hair - 25; from your figure - 20."
"Gee honey, you're in a flattering mood tonight," she said.
"Hang on a sec," I said, "I haven't added them up yet."

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