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Male Or Female.

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  • 16-04-2008 10:27pm
    #1
    rocky25
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    Male or Female?
    You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female.

    Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in,
    but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off;
    it takes a while to warm them up again.
    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
    pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
    anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
    frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
    picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
    shifts to the bottom.


    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL:
    Female. Ha!
    You probably thought it would be male,
    but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure,
    He’d be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
    know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


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    dh0661
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    Like our car !! when hubby has a problem, he calls it a bitch.:o
    When I have a problem I call it a fuc$^& boll(><).:)
    Time for a new car?????? - yes:D


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    rocky25
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    Like our car !! when hubby has a problem, he calls it a bitch.:o
    When I have a problem I call it a fuc$^& boll(><).:)
    Time for a new car?????? - yes:D


    One of the funniest replys I ever seen:D

    Nice one "Kerrymaid" LOL :p

    Hope he buy's you a new car;)


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    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    rocky25 wrote: »

    Hope he buy's you a new car;)

    *whips out Spell Czech standard-issue Grammar Pistol* Take your hands off the apostrophe... Now...

    *eye twitch*

    Joke... funny... yes... good... *safety off*

    sleepytime...

    (edit; *looks around carefully, noticing the frightened onlookers... After a moment he winces and lowers his weapon*
    Oh dear... This is embarrassing. I'll just be borrowing this apostrophe, thank you very much... *superglues it to "IT'S" in his Zombie Forum sig..)


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