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Midget Fortune Teller

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  • 17-04-2008 9:48am
    #1
    Evil_Clown
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭


    Have you heard about the Midget Fortune Teller on the run from the Police ?
















    the News is reporting that there is a Small, Medium at Large


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    #2
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    How about the midget that walked into a brothel and got a box in the mouth?


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    #3
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties?

    It's not big and it's not clever.

    A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

    The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "He's a midget".

    I went up to a midget mate of mine the other day and asked
    "You couldn't lend me fiver could you?"

    He said
    "I'd love to mate, but i'm a bit short..."


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