New Doctor

Sengoku79

I recently picked a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing

'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s3x?'

No,' I said.

He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a sh1t?'

Armania

Hehe, good one!

Damomayo

brill

rocky25

Niceeeeeeeeeeee:p

de5p0i1er

Classic.