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  • 18-04-2008 11:46am
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    Homer
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    The first time I went to a chemist to buy condoms, I was served by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked how big I was and I said, ‘Compared to what?’

    She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’

    Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’

    Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm about that big.’

    She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, ‘You're a medium.’


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