Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Std

Options
  • 18-04-2008 11:53am
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's Van when suddenly
    Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out "Oh fatboy, whip me, whip me!"

    Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opened the window, snapped the antenna off his van and proceeded to whip Fiona until they both collapsed in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

    About a week later, Fiona noticed that the marks left by the whipping session were starting to fester a bit so she went to the doctor. The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked, "Did you get these marks having kinky sex??"

    Fiona, embarrassed to own up to having kinky sex, eventually admitted that, yes, she did.

    Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor said, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring it's the worst case of van aerial disease I've ever seen...."



    /skulks towards the door quietly whistling...../


Comments

Advertisement