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  • 18-04-2008 3:34pm
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    rocky25
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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson,

    and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

    Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

    After the show, Cilla says,
    'Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
    Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
    So they went back to her place and got comfortable

    After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
    Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good,
    let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
    But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand'.
    Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.


    He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.

    Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful.
    But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......'
    'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun'.
    Cilla complies with the routine.


    The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
    Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks
    'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand
    and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?'
    Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,


    but the last time I shlept with a scouser,
    the bitch shtole ma wallet !'


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    ROCKMAN
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    nice one :D


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    mickrourke
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    .......but the last time I shlept with a scouser,
    the bitch shtole ma wallet !'

    You must be joking Q!

    Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

    Sean furrows his brow and says
    "Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet."


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    Insect Overlord
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    serious quality jokes here!


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    Goodluck2me
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    mickrourke wrote: »
    You must be joking Q!

    Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

    Sean furrows his brow and says
    "Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet."

    I lhavent laughed at a joke so hard in a while, i could imagine the accent. well done!


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