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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Being overtly sexual is something a lot of women fantasise about tbh,
    the more buttoned down and respectable they have to be the more the
    taboo interests them.

    Funny how so many people think wanton = lack of intelligence.
    Being overtly sexual in the corsets and stockings sense is what appeals to me - majorly. I find it a huge turn-on. I'm a big fan of Agent Provocateur lingerie. Being overtly sexual in the stereotypical lapdancer sense (bleached hair, orange tan, fake tits, black lip-liner, piercing above the lip, massive platforms with "glass" heels/soles, white dress with lots of "holes" and made from a stretchy, shiny material) does not appeal to me.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dudess wrote: »
    Well if it's not a troll then no, it's not an unusual fantasy. Plenty of women have it, including me. I've often considered the idea of getting into burlesque.

    pix


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Dudess wrote: »
    Being overtly sexual in the corsets and stockings sense is what appeals to me - majorly. I find it a huge turn-on. I'm a big fan of Agent Provocateur lingerie. Being overtly sexual in the stereotypical lapdancer sense (bleached hair, orange tan, fake tits, black lip-liner, piercing above the lip, massive platforms with "glass" heels/soles, white dress with lots of "holes" and made from a stretchy, shiny material) does not appeal to me.

    Erotic and sensual Vs porn and sleaze.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yep. This is what I consider sexy:

    maggie-g.jpg

    This is not:

    024_AA823~Jordan-Posters.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    ah the sexpot vs the skank.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    The first picture is definately the best one. That Jordan one is just annoying! I think hold ups and corsets and all are far better than sleazy topless pics. If you look at somebody like Dita Von Teese and then look at Paris Hilton for example, Von Teese wins by a mile. (well, in my opinion) :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Maggie Gyllenhaal's figure is just luscious. I could look at her all day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    :eek:*fap*


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    ah the sexpot vs the skank.

    "The difference between erotic and pornagraphic is the difference between using a feather or the whole chicken."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    SDooM wrote: »
    "The difference between erotic and pornagraphic is the difference between using a feather or the whole chicken."


    Hahaha I studied that psychology last year!!! :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Hahaha I studied that psychology last year!!! :D

    *Flicks through boards hand book* Ahem... "pics or it didn't happen..? " :)


    Its absolutely true though. Ladygirls can use their sexuality like a sledgehammer or a like a feather.

    Or another analogy, Jordan there is like fast food. Instant gratification, but you wouldnt eat it every day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Both sexy imo.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Dudess wrote: »
    Maggie Gyllenhaal's figure is just luscious. I could look at her all day.

    Seen her in Secretary?


    Bloody


    HELL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Gordon wrote: »
    Both sexy imo.
    To be fair, Jordan's bod (apart from the "breasts") looks great in that pic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    SDooM wrote: »
    *Flicks through boards hand book* Ahem... "pics or it didn't happen..? " :)


    Its absolutely true though. Ladygirls can use their sexuality like a sledgehammer or a like a feather.

    Pics of my psychology lecturer? :p
    SDooM wrote: »
    Or another analogy, Jordan there is like fast food. Instant gratification, but you wouldnt eat it every day.

    Oh My... :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Odd, i was just watching Maggie in "Stranger than Fiction" last night thinking "Damn, i could marry that chick."

    The only other woman in history to make me consider the martial way has been Natalie Portman. Fair play Maggie.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    My being unable to remember her face lead me to google Maggie there, safe search function off, almost every pic that came up involved nudity....nice!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dragan wrote: »
    The only other woman in history to make me consider the martial way has been Natalie Portman. Fair play Maggie.
    Natalie and Maggie make you wanna take up kung fu? Unusual...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dudess wrote: »
    Natalie and Maggie make you wanna take up kung fu? Unusual...

    Is it unusual that Jessica Alba made me wanna take up scuba diving? :pac::pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Damn typo's.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    From http://www.thirdage.com/romance/sh/fantasies/her01.html
    1. Fantasizing About Your Current Partner
      As with men, this is the number one sex fantasy for most women: things you've done, or would like to do, to your partner. It seems that the available flesh-and-blood is often more of a turn-on than the unattainable.
    2. Sex with a Man Other Than Your Partner
      For women, this is most often a past lover. Some women feel adulterous or guilty reliving a particularly hot session from the past: don't. It's normal.

      If it's someone new you're fantasizing about, it's the old want-what-you-can't-have-syndrome. Being involved with a partner doesn't mean all other desirable men go away. So those adulterous feelings have to be dealt with in one way or another. The safest outlet of all is our imagination--and it's remarkably fertile.
    3. Sex with Another Woman
      We're more likely to have same-sex fantasies than he is, probably because it's seen as more acceptable. We're also far less likely to get hung up on homophobic fears that we're gay. The woman featured isn't usually someone we know but she always knows exactly what to do to turn us on because she's got what we've got.
    4. Something You've Never Tried Before
      These fantasies can include being tied up, threesomes, group sex, and watching others, among other things. While many women are outrageously experimental and imaginative in their fantasies, they often don't admit a desire for anything "kinky" to a partner for fear of being judged. Playing out the scenario in your head is the next best thing. For those who are open, fantasizing is also a form of rehearsal, upping the anticipation of experiencing it in reality.
    5. Receiving Oral Sex
      It's the quickest, most effective (sometimes the only) way we orgasm, so it's not surprising it features heavily in our fantasies. The guy of our dreams doesn't just like giving oral sex, he's so enthusiastic he'd actually like to climb inside and stay there for days. Often he's a sex slave: tall, drop-dead gorgeous, and musclebound.
    6. Fantasies Involving Romantic Sex
      This is the one most women readily admit to, probably because it's the most acceptable. Romantic fantasies are sex with emotional attachment and most read like a Harlequin plot: gorgeous man, incapable of loving one woman, meets us, is knocked over by our looks and headstrong personality, then ravishes us on a moonlit beach.
    7. Sexual Ravaging
      "Sexual ravaging" is a very common female fantasy. Passionate and forceful but rarely violent and painful, the "ravagings" in our head differ dramatically because we're always in control.
      On the opposite end of the spectrum are fantasies where we force him to have sex with us, often in typically male-dominated situations like a courtroom or a business meeting. Being the aggressor or having physical power over him appeals because in real life it's usually the opposite.
    8. Being Found Irresistible by a Man
      If you're so gorgeous/sexy/long-legged/stunning he can't help himself, you're absolved of responsibility once more. This is a favorite with women who still need permission to let go, but it's also a pleasant daydream for most of us. After all, who wouldn't want to be so beautiful they have men drooling at their feet.
    9. Working as a Prostitute or Stripper
      This one's also popular with women who may be inhibited sexually in real life. In the fantasy, they indulge their true sexual selves under the guise of being paid for it. For men to pay to have sex with you is also reassurance that you're attractive: you have something men want so badly, that they'll hand over cash for it.
      Stripping is a more common variation on this theme: you tease the men mercilessly, and they're popping their zippers they're so turned-on by your body.

    10. Sex with a Stranger
      In reality, this sort of sex usually works out rather badly. In our fantasies, it's tremendously rewarding. This is sex for the sake of sex and the reward is pure, unadulterated pleasure. You can be as wicked as you like because you'll never see him again.

      Sex with a "faceless" man is a variation that's even more of a turn-on. He comes up behind you, you feel rather than see him, and you can experience the sensations of sex without the intimacy of eye contact.


    I've seen many versions of this list floating about different sites but most of the fantasies seem to be common to them with just the order changing or some being more specific about them. E.g. one put No.8 as "rape fantasy", whereas I think this site put it a bit better as "rape" is rather a bit misleading I'd imagine, one listed "being the man" (pegging) as a fantasy. Exhibitionism was a varient on the stripper/prostitute theme that was one another site.
    I spend way too much time browsing way too many different discussion sites....:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    That Maggie girl is so anaemic and unappealing; her smile is like the Mona Lisa's - disturbing. Everyone dislikes poor Jordan. It's a shame there wasn't a different choice to be made. I'm abstaining from this one.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Puts on "Closer" DVD to see how Portman does it... In that scene she was getting paid. Also seems their might be occupational hazards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    rediguana wrote: »
    That Maggie girl is so anaemic and unappealing; her smile is like the Mona Lisa's - disturbing.
    But her figure...!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Dudess wrote: »
    But her figure...!

    Nah.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Love the idea of burlesque.... i would imagine it would make you feel so sexy!

    And as for women that do it... maggie looks amazing but i love Dita von teese

    ditacup.jpg


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm so bothered about the idea of burlesque, but I'd give my eye teeth for Dita Von Tess's clothes, hair and make up.


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