Pat Kenny and bertie jokes

scheister

I was reading last night about the bertie jokes and this morning about the Pat Kenny so i decied to try and make a place where they are all together. PLEASE POST NOTHING ON HERE THAT CAN BE SEEN AS SLANDER.

Here are a few to start

I asked pat kenny for an autograph. he keep the pen

I parked my car out in Dalkey Cliffs the other day. Now pat says its his car.

Pat Kenny has been in studio 4 since 1999 Rte are getting worried he will have squatters right in 4 years

lynch could not tell a lie Haughty could not tell the truth bertie cant tell the differnence

Bertie always remins me of a superhero: He claims to have never saved anything

fred funk }{

I just got sick.

deisedevil

scheister wrote: »

lynch sang the bank Haughty robbed them bertie canty tell the differnence

Please Clarify.

scheister

deisedevil wrote: »

Please Clarify.

sorry typed that in wrong will change it

scheister

fred funk }{ wrote: »

I just got sick.

relevence to the thred

fred funk }{

scheister wrote: »

I was reading last night about the bertie jokes and this morning about the Pat Kenny so i decied to try and make a place where they are all together. PLEASE POST NOTHING ON HERE THAT CAN BE SEEN AS SLANDER.

Here are a few to start

I asked pat kenny for an autograph. he keep the pen

I parked my car out in Dalkey Cliffs the other day. Now pat says its his car.

Pat Kenny has been in studio 4 since 1999 Rte are getting worried he will have squatters right in 4 years

lynch could not tell a lie Haughty could not tell the truth bertie cant tell the differnence

Bertie always remins me of a superhero: He claims to have never saved anything

Relevance to the humour forum?

scheister

fred funk }{ wrote: »

Relevance to the humour forum?

last time i looked there were jokes and when taken lighty with salt worth a giggle or two

Loveless

scheister wrote: »

sorry typed that in wrong will change it

Missing the 'joke' part there:
Q: What the difference between Jack Lynch, Charles Haughey and Bertie Ahern?
A: Lynch could not tell a lie, Haughty could not tell the truth, Bertie can't tell the difference.

I prefer the other version..

Q: What the difference between Jack Lynch, Charles Haughey and Bertie Ahern?
A: Lynch sang the banks, Haughty robbed the banks, and Bertie never heard of the banks!

dh0661

Loveless wrote: »

Missing the 'joke' part there:
Q: What the difference between Jack Lynch, Charles Haughey and Bertie Ahern?
A: Lynch could not tell a lie, Haughty could not tell the truth, Bertie can't tell the difference.

I prefer the other version..

Q: What the difference between Jack Lynch, Charles Haughey and Bertie Ahern?
A: Lynch sang the banks, Haughty robbed the banks, and Bertie never heard of the banks!

Things are getting better, I like these two.

Capt'n Midnight

scheister wrote:

PLEASE POST NOTHING ON HERE THAT CAN BE SEEN AS SLANDER.

If any can remember the parody email that was going around years ago it's on this parody site
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pat_Kenny

scheister

i agree things are getting better. if someone gives the joke wrong be nice and help correct it. its the way to go always giving a helping hand

King John V

A picture of Pat and his wife were on some magazine cover during the week. Pat says: 'I was going to take the stand'. Wife says 'would you have given it back?' Hahahahaha:rolleyes:.

Plug

I must say I do admire Mrs Kenny.

TerrorFirmer

Plug wrote: »

I must say I do admire Mrs Kenny.

Yeah, what age is she? Looks more like his daughter then wife. First Gerry Ryans wife, now Pat Kennys....