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Monthly guide for men.

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  • 20-04-2008 6:49pm
    #1
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭


    DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine .


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    #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    I'm printing this one off, lamininating it and putting it somewhere noticeable. :D


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    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    dh0661 wrote: »
    I'm printing this one off, lamininating it and putting it somewhere noticeable. :D

    perhaps somewhere near the couch?


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,880 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Replace

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

    with

    ULTRA SAFE: Go on have some more chocolate.


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    folan wrote: »
    perhaps somewhere near the couch?

    I was thinking of the T.V. screen myself. :rolleyes:


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    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    dh0661 wrote: »
    I was thinking of the T.V. screen myself. :rolleyes:

    Here, have some wine!


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Alternatives...

    DANGEROUS: what? what? in the butt...
    SAFER: Baby you look so good tonight...
    SAFEST: I love you... always have... always will
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, Have some wine.

    DANGEROUS: Why are you not in the Kitchen
    SAFER: Could you please go to the kitchen
    SAFEST: I'll have sex with you in the kitchen
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, Have some wine... in the Kitchen

    DANGEROUS: Oh crap, you're pregnant!
    SAFER: Let's pick up a pregnancy test at the store to be sure.
    SAFEST: Oh honey, I'm so glad we're pregnant!
    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


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