Price of Membership?

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:19pm #1

Residence Members Club

Does anyone know the price of the membership for the year, it doesnt say it on the website which is usually a bad sign however i would be very interested in knowing the final price for a year.. Looks like a great venu and i have heard amazing things about it!

Sherifu · 23-04-2008 1:21pm

Shill detector active. *beep* *beep*

funk-you · 23-04-2008 1:22pm

Norway, now thats a funny shaped country.

-Funk

biko · 23-04-2008 1:22pm

The price is 20 euro per year.
It's an excellent club and everyone should join.
No blacks, women, dogs or Irish please.

Btw OP if you reeeeaaally wanted to know it's on the page http://www.residence.ie/rates.html

ojewriej · 23-04-2008 1:23pm

It does say it on the website.

Feelgood · 23-04-2008 1:24pm

Ground control to Major Tom

funk-you · 23-04-2008 1:24pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

Residence Members Club

Does anyone know the price of the membership for the year, it doesnt say it on the website which is usually a bad sign however i would be very interested in knowing the final price for a year.. Looks like a great venu and i have heard amazing things about it!

The website is here

Look under membership rates maybe? Defo shill.

-Funk

Zascar · 23-04-2008 1:30pm

Toboggan!

Gran Hermano · 23-04-2008 1:35pm

Glad I'm not the only person who's shill detector is twitching.

Residence Private Menbers Club

What's a 'menbers club' (sic) ? Is it a club for men who can't spell beer?

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:36pm

sorry whats shill ?
ill take out the link sorry!

Sherifu · 23-04-2008 1:37pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

sorry whats shill ?
ill take out the link sorry!

Why did you link to the application form page anyway?

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:38pm

to show that there was no price on it! i couldnt find the price on the sote sorry! i honestly didnt mean to "shill! :P

latenia · 23-04-2008 1:40pm

I hope those tossers lose their bollixes on this enterprise

Alessandra · 23-04-2008 1:40pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

Residence Members Club

Does anyone know the price of the membership for the year, it doesnt say it on the website which is usually a bad sign however i would be very interested in knowing the final price for a year.. Looks like a great venu and i have heard amazing things about it!

What is a "residence" members club?

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:42pm

Alessandra wrote: »

What is a "residence" members club?

i think its for rich men and their mistresses..
I had no idea it was so expensive.. I thought it was like plu blar where you apply for membership, pay and its a club like!

Alessandra · 23-04-2008 1:44pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

i think its for rich men and their mistresses..
I had no idea it was so expensive.. I thought it was like plu blar where you apply for membership, pay and its a club like!

LMAO- Are you the P.R guy or something!

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:46pm

Alessandra wrote: »

LMAO- Are you the P.R guy or something!

Haha excuse me? Ok ill state the fact now i don't work for this place or have any association with it what so ever! I was hearing about it and decided to try join, couldn't find the rates so asked here.. Simple as..

latenia · 23-04-2008 1:47pm

http://www.residence.ie/gallery.html

Please note that these images are artist impressions of the club.

Well duh

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:48pm

latenia wrote: »

http://www.residence.ie/gallery.html

Please note that these images are artist impressions of the club.

Well duh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alessandra · 23-04-2008 1:50pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

Haha excuse me? Ok ill state the fact now i don't work for this place or have any association with it what so ever! I was hearing about it and decided to try join, couldn't find the rates so asked here.. Simple as..

OK!

The drawings look a bit sketchy!

Homer · 23-04-2008 1:51pm

latenia wrote: »

http://www.residence.ie/gallery.html

Please note that these images are artist impressions of the club.

Not a very bloody good atist either??!! Few crayola crayons would have added a bit of colour to help!

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:54pm

industria wrote: »

Not a very bloody good atist either??!! Few crayola crayons would have added a bit of colour to help!

hehe you can see in some of them they tried to colour in the sky!

Priceless, in primary school that would have been considered lazy!

Rob_l · 23-04-2008 1:55pm

right i understand the membership fees
but how much do the hookers and drugs cost?
Do you get them free with membership?

KoRn101 · 23-04-2008 1:56pm

Rob_l wrote: »

right i understand the membership fees
but how much do the hookers and drugs cost?
Do you get them free with membership?

only free with the "overseas" membership, so they cant get traced!

Rob_l · 23-04-2008 1:57pm

KoRn101 wrote: »

only free with the "overseas" membership, so they cant get traced!

I dont want hookers and drugs if someone is going to oversee the matter

Overheal · 23-04-2008 1:59pm

I'd run before Beruthiel finds you

biko · 23-04-2008 2:42pm

You could always work there?
http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=719027

Ideal candidates should;
• Be enthusiastic
• Be dedicated to the highest level of customer service
• Pride oneself on neat appearance and presentation
• Show desire to learn and develop
• Possess an excellent command of the English language

ojewriej · 23-04-2008 2:47pm

biko wrote: »

You could always work there?
http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=719027

Ideal candidates should;
• Be enthusiastic
• Be dedicated to the highest level of customer service
• Pride oneself on neat appearance and presentation
• Show desire to learn and develop
• Possess an excellent command of the English language

Wow, i'd hate to be a waiter there. Imagine the snobs youd have to serve.

Naos · 23-04-2008 3:54pm

Just for this annoying spam, I vow never to drink there.

Overheal · 23-04-2008 5:19pm

OMG Biko has been a shill the whole time 0_o

I feel so violated.

Maximilian · 23-04-2008 5:42pm

Its about €1,800 per annum.

JIZZLORD · 23-04-2008 5:51pm

so you basically pay a place a sum worth a few quid a day to drink in a fancy pub.
how edwardian...

Maximilian · 23-04-2008 5:54pm

Yeah but at least with the established Gentlemen's Clubs such the Steven's Green Club or what not, you actually own equity as a member. Here you're just paying dosh over to the Stokes boys just to go there. There are other perquisites though such as concierge service I think. I'm sure its all on their website.

JIZZLORD · 23-04-2008 6:09pm

lets start our own gentlemens club. coke and hookers for all, at a price

right so lads, ye can pay me a grand a year to drink in my hay shed.

Maximilian · 23-04-2008 6:13pm

JIZZLORD wrote: »

lets start our own gentlemens club. coke and hookers for all, at a price

right so lads, ye can pay me a grand a year to drink in my hay shed.

Pff. Moderators get free coke, hookers & cake anyway so...

The Real B-man · 23-04-2008 6:20pm

Real selling point is the Artists impressions of the interior...

http://www.residence.ie/images/large/Cocktail-Bar.jpg
http://www.residence.ie/images/large/Ground-Floor-Bar.jpg
http://www.residence.ie/images/large/Piano-Bar.jpg

Id Rather see the real ones please not the ones drawn by a 10year old.:rolleyes:

monkeyfudge · 23-04-2008 6:24pm

Maybe those are photos and the whole place is designed to be like that A-Ha music video.

JIZZLORD · 23-04-2008 6:47pm

Maximilian wrote: »

Pff. Moderators get free coke, hookers & cake anyway so...

but now you'd have a classy place to do what not, as long as you avoid playing with the tractors, the hay and the wood pile

The Real B-man · 23-04-2008 7:46pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Maybe those are photos and the whole place is designed to be like that A-Ha music video.

Take on me... With aload of D4 Heads

Tigger · 23-04-2008 7:58pm

i wish my mum was rich#

Sherifu · 23-04-2008 7:59pm

Tigger wrote: »

i wish my mum was rich#

She has to be at this stage.

Oh and tell her i'll see her on Friday, thanks.

Tigger · 23-04-2008 8:01pm

Sherifu wrote: »

She has to be at this stage.

Oh and tell her i'll see her on Friday, thanks.

not rich enough to buy me a d2 bar then let me turn it into a private club for ex wesley heads

and she says that if you just wann atalk it s still €8 and tkat its unusual for someone your age tyo suffer from such drastic post orgasmic flatulence

focusing · 26-06-2008 8:55pm

Seems the public can't be refused on grounds of non-membership because it's licensed as a pub!!

http://www.sbpost.ie/post/pages/p/story.aspx-qqqt=IRELAND-qqqm=news-qqqid=33908-qqqx=1.asp

So why pay the €1,600??

Far more interestingly, since it doesn't seem to be on their website, does anyone know what membership in the private area of Renards costs?

Cool_CM · 26-06-2008 9:11pm

Does that come with happy ending as standard or is it an optional extra?

Mossy Monk · 26-06-2008 9:15pm

Small puppies make me happy to be from this planet we call earth.

CuppaCocoa · 26-06-2008 9:21pm

On the + side - it did throw out that twonk Gavin Lambe-Murphy because the chap he was dining with (who was a member) had left after their meal and our Gav didn't have a membership of his own so out he went! Result!

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