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Pulling A Sickie

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  • 23-04-2008 6:37pm
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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    I was off sick all last week.

    I said to my girlfriend, "Call the doctor, I'm dying here! I've got a fever and a sore throat, and I ache all over."

    She said, "Oh, quit malingering and feeling sorry for yourself! It's just Man Flu."

    She was right enough. A few days later I was as right as rain.

    Today my girlfriend took ill. She said to me, "Call the doctor, I'm dying here! I've coughed up a pint of blood, I've gone blind, and I'm paralysed down my left side!"

    I told her, "Oh, quit malingering and feeling sorry for yourself! It's just Bird Flu."


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