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Meet the neighbours

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  • 23-04-2008 10:56pm
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    It BeeMee
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    Sam has been working in the stock exchange for 15 years and the stress has finally got to him. So he quits his job and buys a cottage in the middle of nowhere, right up in the Scottish highlands.

    For 6 months he doesn't see a soul. One evening, there's a knock at the door. He opens it and there, on his doorstep, is a gigantic, ginger-bearded Scotsman in a kilt.

    "Name's Hamish. I'm your neighbour from the other side of the glen. I'm having a party on Saturday and I thought you might like to come along."

    "That's very kind of you" says Sam. "After 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some of the locals. Thank you very much."

    "Good" says Hamish with a smile. "I better warn you, though, there's gonna be some serious drinking done."

    "No problem." replies Sam. "After 15 years in the stock markets, I can drink with the best of them."

    "More than likely be a bit of a punch-up at some point as well" says Hamish.

    "Oh I'm sure I'll be okay" says Sam. "I can look after myself, and besides I tend to get along with most people"

    "One last thing" says Hamish, as he turns to leave, "I've seen some pretty wild sex at these parties as well."

    "Well, now you're talking" says Sam. "What time should I come over?"

    "Oh whatever time suits you," says Hamish. "After all, it's only going to be the two of us."


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