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The Elderly

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  • 24-04-2008 2:41pm
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    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    The other day my wife and I went into a shop.

    We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

    When we came out, there was a Garda writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and said, ' Ah Jaysus, come on Guard , how about giving a
    Senior Citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a
    Nazi arsehole.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
    worn tyres.

    So my wife then called him a fu**ing Culchie ****head.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
    the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by DART

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

    It's important at our age...


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Good one


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    #3
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Fecking old git that was my car.;)


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    #4
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Love it :D- love it :D- love it:D


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    have some stars!


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