Best Skangermobiles online

job seeker

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mint-03-vw-golf-gloss-white-fresh-test/6970189

Nicer head turner

Doesn't just turn heads, it snaps necks!

Odyssey 2005

job seeker wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mint-03-vw-golf-gloss-white-fresh-test/6970189



Doesn't just turn heads, it snaps necks!

NCT guy was too dazzled by the Pink writing on the windscreen and the Nurburg sticker on the boot door to notice that the fog lights didn't work. :rolleyes:

131spanner

Cheap insurance for new drivers

The inclusion of that single line is worse than anything on the car. Honestly, like.

Foxhole Norman

131spanner wrote: »

The inclusion of that single line is worse than anything on the car. Honestly, like.

Probably could not be a worse car for new drivers with the recent trend of every felter/"Boy Racer" in the country having a 1.9TDi.

colm_mcm

Never seen that golf around. But the vento and honda in the ad are always cruising around

mb1725

High miler but haven't had one engine problem in the year that I've owned it.

Cheap insurance for new drivers

Call anytime after 5. Text anytime.No private numbers, time wasters


Located in Shannon, Co Clare

No p/x

Bought this car standard last year. A lot of money put in to it. Nice head turner.

job seeker

colm_mcm wrote: »

Never seen that golf around. But the vento and honda in the ad are always cruising around

They are cruising for a bruising...

davycc

because lambo doors:eek::o

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda/6496211

djimi

Its different I suppose!

Renegade Mechanic

I think I went a little deaf reading it:o

Taylor365

davycc wrote: »

because lambo doors:eek::o

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda/6496211

QUAD EXHAUST SYSTEM(4 EXHAUST PIPES)

Oh good... i thought it came with an exhaust off a quad bike....

flazio

131spanner wrote: »

Never mind the Auris, this Yaris...

Not that i'd ever want to but, how exactly are you supposed to get into that car.

colm_mcm

flazio wrote: »

Not that i'd ever want to but, how exactly are you supposed to get into that car.

You have to develop a liking for fibreglass and bad paint jobs.




Seriously though, there's usually a solenoid button under the mirror (TVR shtyle) or a remote control.

jimgoose

flazio wrote: »

Not that i'd ever want to but, how exactly are you supposed to get into that car.

C'mon, you've seen The Dukes of Hazzard, right??

quadrifoglio verde

Wrong thread, but it belongs here in my books. Saw this aboslute hape down in achill the other week. Nearly pissed myself laughing.

Cantona's Collars

Obligatory seats let back as far as they'll go.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/gt-starlet/7094940

mb1725

zerks wrote: »

Obligatory seats let back as far as they'll go.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/gt-starlet/7094940

He 'forgot' to tell the tax man that it'd not a 1 litre anymore yet he tells the whole country through DD that it's a 1300 !

Cantona's Collars

mb1725 wrote: »

He 'forgot' to tell the tax man that it'd not a 1 litre anymore yet he tells the whole country through DD that it's a 1300 !

Is that brace a piece of half inch copper pipe? Plus I'm unsure what the idea of hanging the steering wheel from the rear view mirror is.

mb1725

zerks wrote: »

Is that brace a piece of half inch copper pipe? Plus I'm unsure what the idea of hanging the steering wheel from the rear view mirror is.

Anti-theft device ? :pac:

131spanner

Is that the crash bar that's painted mustard yellow behind the front bumper? Engine bay looks like a dodgy job too, 2/10

Renegade Mechanic

mb1725 wrote: »

Anti-theft device ? :pac:

In fairnes. Who wants to chance robbing a car, belonging to a man mad enough to hang his steering wheel on his rear view mirror?:D

Odyssey 2005

131spanner wrote: »

Is that the crash bar that's painted mustard yellow behind the front bumper? Engine bay looks like a dodgy job too, 2/10

2/10 I think your being a bit generous there. Ball of ****e...

johndaman66

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/avensis/toyota-avensis-swaps/5623354

Apologies if it has being posted already. Appalling looking piece of scrap. You so know it'll need a hell of a lot more than a waterpump

djimi

I wonder how much he was paying to ARB to insure that heap; good as they are for getting otherwise difficult to obtain quotes, they are usually very expensive.

Renegade Mechanic

In fairness, I love the flag idea of the engine bay/bonnet. If only the colour scheme was correct....

jca

johndaman66 wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/avensis/toyota-avensis-swaps/5623354

Apologies if it has being posted already. Appalling looking piece of scrap. You so know it'll need a hell of a lot more than a waterpump

He can't even count the number of doors it has!!

Kaiser D

Lexus LS400 Allard, very odd yoke indeed

johndaman66

jca wrote: »

He can't even count the number of doors it has!!

In fairness if you browse through the motor ads an awful lot of people seem to be under the impression that their 4 door car is a 5 door, skangermobiles or not.

Whats worrying about that ad is that so many people would seem to be genuinely interested in the car on the basis of the responses.

I'm far from a proud person but I wouldn't want to be seen next or near that piece of scrap

131spanner

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

2/10 I think your being a bit generous there. Ball of ****e...

1.5 / 10?

rizzodun

I'm with Renegade, the rising sun design looks well. It'd look well on as proper JDM show car, and under the bonnet too so it doesn't look too stupid when driving it normally. Pity about everything else with it though....

Interslice

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-passat-1-9tdi/7103808

job seeker

Interslice wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-passat-1-9tdi/7103808

http://photos2.donedeal.ie/cars/vw-passat-1-9tdi/Full/30283802.jpeg[/IMG]

Oh, well if I had the money...

dgt

No less than 5 different sets of wheels..... Can I have the wheels instead?

Odyssey 2005

Interslice wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-passat-1-9tdi/7103808

"Pictures do not do it justice"...yer fookin right there mate..!:p

TheBigGreen

Christ on a bike!

toastedpickles

Jaypers that's the carpark where i bought me saab i think! Is that in clondalkin?

Woeful looking yoke too

Dangel4x4

toastedpickles wrote: »

Jaypers that's the carpark where i bought me saab i think! Is that in clondalkin?

Mahon Point in Cork by the look of it...

toastedpickles

Dangel4x4 wrote: »

Mahon Point in Cork by the look of it...

Well I'm a bit off! :pac:

131spanner

Christ on a bike!

Am I right in saying that there's a Halfords in that shopping complex too?

That would explain it

FearDark

Would you look at this brown slug.

Dangel4x4

Jesus that's awful. Pass the eye bleach.

131spanner

So much wrong with this...

A poorly flushed boot and oblong plates are now JDM apparently. Doesn't even have yellow fogs FFS! :mad:

toastedpickles

131spanner wrote: »

So much wrong with this...

A poorly flushed boot and oblong plates are now JDM apparently. Doesn't even have yellow fogs FFS! :mad:

Dodgy filler job on the quarter panel too!

davycc

i have asked him a couple of timewastery questions about its JDM ness and fast claims;)
he only has himself to blame with such a BS add:pac:

toastedpickles

davycc wrote: »

i have asked him a couple of timewastery questions about its JDM ness and fast claims;)
he only has himself to blame with such a BS add:pac:

Who in their right mind would swap a merc/audi for that heap? As for passing the nct well that's a different bag of cats :rolleyes:

wonski

131spanner wrote: »

So much wrong with this...

A poorly flushed boot and oblong plates are now JDM apparently. Doesn't even have yellow fogs FFS! :mad:

JDM Micra for sale
great sporty car
alloys
black tinted windows
sport filter
sport exhaust
clean car would pass nct no problem
quick sale
Have original parts to throw with it for nct swap for a bigger car Audi Volkswagen BMW Mercedes try me

And why he didn't mention a cheap tax for that 1l yoke is beyond me tbh.

Sporty 1l Micra:D:D:D

FearDark

That Micra is some heap of ****e.

Also... "fast"

Compared to what, walking?

CianRyan

What about that Micra I'd Japanese Domestic Market?

It's not even a March FFS.

zero19

Fast when driven off a cliff, bag of sh1te.

Hal1

I'd say it weighs a fair bit too, with all that body filler.

sport filler