Best Skangermobiles online

daveohdave

I actually quite like those wheels, it's very hard to find good rims with thin, elegant spokes these days, and the subtle dish is... dishy. Yes they're too big to be practical, but again, that's his business. Maybe it's just a cruiser, or his commute is along a motorway. Well done to the guy for at least trying to differentiate himself from all the boring stockboxes out there.

Or gal, though it seems unlikely.

Chris_Heilong

What happened to the good old days of this thread by finding a bright Green Corsa with a giant spoiler attached, it seems nowadays there is a push to redefine what skanger is or perhaps it is just getting more difficult to find outrageous examples.

toastedpickles

Chris_Heilong wrote: »

What happened to the good old days of this thread by finding a bright Green Corsa with a giant spoiler attached, it seems nowadays there is a push to redefine what skanger is or perhaps it is just getting more difficult to find outrageous examples.

Oh no I have one, I just need to get it off the brothers phone, its a red colt, mahoosive spoiler, oversized side skirts, bonnet vents, the works.....its shocking looking

I'll try get it tomorrow

Top Dog

Chris_Heilong wrote: »

What happened to the good old days of this thread by finding a bright Green Corsa with a giant spoiler attached, it seems nowadays there is a push to redefine what skanger is or perhaps it is just getting more difficult to find outrageous examples.

If only I could have snuck a photo of the gorgeous Corsa I saw in New Ross today. 5 door, hubcaps, not a single straight panel on it .... and someone went to the expense of covering it in chameleon paint! :eek:

dgt

That E60 isn't overly low. I can't see the top of my rear wheels, let alone my tyres, at least they can! My choice, I like it. Don't like it, tough sh*t, see if it bothers me

Speed bumps don't bother me too much either. Yet to be defeated by one or cause a nuisance crabbing. So I don't see a problem there. Maybe others do, but that's their problem making their problem everyone elses problem.

It's not skanger either. Skanger is absurdly and horribly modified with tasteless bodykits, mistreatment and usually on some absolute dirtbox, which the E60 isn't, now is it...

Seriously, think about it

ShadowHearth

I agree, not a scanger, but she is not a looker too.

I guess I am just not a fan of lowering and putting stupid size wheels with barely any profile tyres. Each to its own.
I specially hate when people do this to Subarus though. It should be outlawed.

toastedpickles

ShadowHearth wrote: »

I agree, not a scanger, but she is not a looker too.

I guess I am just not a fan of lowering and putting stupid size wheels with barely any profile tyres. Each to its own.
I specially hate when people do this to Subarus though. It should be outlawed.

Completely agree, there are just some cars that are meant to be left untouched, but some dirty car molester will get one and make bits of it

131spanner

dgt wrote: »

Skanger is absurdly and horribly modified with tasteless bodykits, mistreatment and usually on some absolute dirtbox.

Pretty much got it bang on there!

Thankfully, cars like this Saxo are getting rarer on our roads.

massy086

131spanner wrote: »

Pretty much got it bang on there!

Thankfully, cars like this Saxo are getting rarer on our roads.

funny thing about saxo.s is in 10 years time they will be worth a fortune like 205.s or Renault 5.s.if I had storage I would buy them up instead of giving my money to Canada life every year 4 my pension:p

jca

massy086 wrote: »

funny thing about saxo.s is in 10 years time they will be worth a fortune like 205.s or Renault 5.s.if I had storage I would buy them up instead of giving my money to Canada life every year 4 my pension:p

No they won't.. Who told you 205's and Renault 5's are worth a fortune??

davycc

131spanner wrote: »

Pretty much got it bang on there!

Thankfully, cars like this Saxo are getting rarer on our roads.

ewwwwwwww:o

m3 mirrors- minging eyebrows-4 spotlights just like a racecar:pac:
-lexarse lights-ghyey bodykit and tiny engine:(
celica gt4 bonnet scoop nailed on as you do:D
jumper cables in the passo seat "just in case;)"

quadrifoglio verde

ShadowHearth wrote: »

I agree, not a scanger, but she is not a looker too.

I guess I am just not a fan of lowering and putting stupid size wheels with barely any profile tyres. Each to its own.
I specially hate when people do this to Subarus though. It should be outlawed.

Speaking of subarus I saw an imprezza last week with bonnet scoop, except the gob****e put it on the roof

CianRyan

quadrifoglio verde wrote: »

Speaking of subarus I saw an imprezza last week with bonnet scoop, except the gob****e put it on the roof

That's the factory STI aircon, silly.

Hachiko

or a halford special....

ShadowHearth

I guess we are talking about these? They were standard on some STI versions. Its a Vent.

131spanner

^ Still my favourite shaped Impreza, the 22B were just unreal

djimi

Is the 22B the rare one that sells for insane money? I think there was one for sale on DD not so long ago for something like €25k?

quadrifoglio verde

ShadowHearth wrote: »

I guess we are talking about these? They were standard on some STI versions. Its a Vent.

Fair enough, never realised they were standard. Thought it looked ridiculous especially considering the rest of the car was standard and no body kit.

Iseedeadpixels

quadrifoglio verde wrote: »

Speaking of subarus I saw an imprezza last week with bonnet scoop, except the gob****e put it on the roof

Tallaght?

Seen the same couldn't stop laughing. Didnt look like the pic above though.

Cleveland Hot Pocket

quadrifoglio verde wrote: »

Speaking of subarus I saw an imprezza last week with bonnet scoop, except the gob****e put it on the roof

Was that in Newbridge?
There's one of those going around newbridge, full STI stickerbomb and body kit but it's a 1.6 :rolleyes:

deaglan169

this one came in with the tide

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2004-320d/7510136

djimi

deaglan169 wrote: »

this one came in with the tide

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2004-320d/7510136

Not exactly a skangermobile, just an idiot seller.

Does anyone actually think that a "car in water" picture actually looks good? Especially if youre trying to sell the bloody thing

Sitec

deaglan169 wrote: »

this one came in with the tide

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2004-320d/7510136

I could imagine him hopping out of the car in wellies saying "this is going to be class......lad".

rizzodun

djimi wrote: »

Not exactly a skangermobile, just an idiot seller.

Does anyone actually think that a "car in water" picture actually looks good? Especially if youre trying to sell the bloody thing

Let's hope GvidoR doesn't see your post! :P

Donnelly117

djimi wrote: »

Is the 22B the rare one that sells for insane money? I think there was one for sale on DD not so long ago for something like €25k?

That was an sti spec c wasn't it? Of the newer model?

dr.fuzzenstein

djimi wrote: »

Not exactly a skangermobile, just an idiot seller.

Does anyone actually think that a "car in water" picture actually looks good? Especially if youre trying to sell the bloody thing

330d 520d 525d 530d evo 4 5 6 7 8 9 skyline 180 sx altezza nissan gtr s13 s14 s15 turbo Sline Golf mk5 tdi ae86 toyota chaser Impreza audi a4 bmw kitted accord silvia drift car m3 msport volkswagen integra dc5 rwd ek9 type r sir sti r32 ps13 is200 cosworth euro r passat toledo diesel twincam ae86 e60 s2000 civic 318is rs focus rb25 rx7 rx8 a4

Now that just screams skanger.

Top Dog

djimi wrote: »

Does anyone actually think that a "car in water" picture actually looks good? Especially if youre trying to sell the bloody thing

If its still water and gives a decent reflection then it can make for a decent photo. When the car is parked in a moving stream it's a bit pointless and just makes the seller look silly.

Hachiko

car & water = skanger

/thread

job seeker

deaglan169 wrote: »

this one came in with the tide

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2004-320d/7510136

Swirl flaps removed

If you know what I mean...

rusty_racer94

This one is a show car apparently.

dgt

Not remotely skanger. It has what I think are brabus rims and a tint.... Why in the name of f*ck is it in here???

This place gets stupider by the day

dantastic

dgt wrote: »

Not remotely skanger. It has what I think are brabus rims and a tint.... Why in the name of f*ck is it in here???

This place gets stupider by the day

Nothing wrong with the car but the ad is full of skanger vocabulary in fairness.

MINT!!!!
LOOK CLASS!!
TURNS HEADS EVERYWERE
THIS IS A MINTER.!
NO TIMEWASTERS

dantastic

deaglan169 wrote: »

this one came in with the tide

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2004-320d/7510136

Maybe he's just 'testing the water'.

Cleveland Hot Pocket

Nothing says AMG like a big heavy slushbox e200

Eric Cartman

dantastic wrote: »

Maybe he's just 'testing the water'.

You coats over there ->

rusty_racer94

dgt wrote: »

Not remotely skanger. It has what I think are brabus rims and a tint.... Why in the name of f*ck is it in here???

This place gets stupider by the day

I was referring more to the arrogance of the seller than the car itself.
Alloys, tints, calling it a show car and jacking up the price.

CianRyan

Lads, if the car is normal and the add is ****, start a **** add thread.

I'm hating what this I'd becoming, it makes me wish I could ban people.

djimi

CianRyan wrote: »

Lads, if the car is normal and the add is ****, start a **** add thread.

I'm hating what this I'd becoming, it makes me wish I could ban people.

There was such a thread at some point was there not? I know there is a dreamers thread, but thats more to do with clowns who think that their 14 year old ****box is worth as much as a new Lexus!

Foxhole Norman

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mint-bmw-318i-sport-lqqk/7584467

She's ment laaaaaaaaad

CianRyan

djimi wrote: »

There was such a thread at some point was there not? I know there is a dreamers thread, but thats more to do with clowns who think that their 14 year old ****box is worth as much as a new Lexus!

I do think there was but I can't for the life of me think of what it was.

rizzodun

Foxhole Norman wrote: »

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mint-bmw-318i-sport-lqqk/7584467

She's ment laaaaaaaaad

Mint BMW, just failed NCT I'd guess

stalebread

So bad I don't know where to begin http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/7569814
MERCDES BENZ S320 COUPE 1995

dr.fuzzenstein

stalebread wrote: »

So bad I don't know where to begin http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/7569814
MERCDES BENZ S320 COUPE 1995

Is that a taxi meter?

stalebread

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Is that a taxi meter?

I really don't know what it is?
Terrible metal flake in the paint
Handles off a saucepan screwed into centre console I think

wotzgoingon

stalebread wrote: »

I really don't know what it is?
Terrible metal flake in the paint
Handles off a saucepan screwed into centre console I think

Looks to me more like a handle off a drawer in a kitchen. I didn't notice them at first but after I read your post i went back and looked.

davycc

same dopey small time dealer who has this bulletproof windows merc for sale- its called double glazing eejit!:P

http://cars.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/mercdes-s280-1998-bulletproof-windows/7561269 also the usual bullsheeet claims of 1owne:rolleyes:r

Odyssey 2005

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Is that a taxi meter?

Looks like a trip meter for a rally car:eek::eek:. But I think it is a taxi meter. Tom,Elaine and Sam have a number of buckets of ****e for sale including an S class with Bullet Proof windows:rolleyes:.
May text them and tell them it's just double glazed. A 280 merc couldn't handle bullet proofing.:P

stalebread

wotzgoingon wrote: »

Looks to me more like a handle off a drawer in a kitchen. I didn't notice them at first but after I read your post i went back and looked.

At least owner is imercrating whatever that is sounds sore:-)

rizzodun

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Looks like a trip meter for a rally car:eek::eek:. But I think it is a taxi meter. Tom,Elaine and Sam have a number of buckets of ****e for sale including an S class with Bullet Proof windows:rolleyes:.
May text them and tell them it's just double glazed. A 280 merc couldn't handle bullet proofing.:P

Why text them? Just arrive to view the car, pull out a gun and put a couple through the windows, tell them they're talking out if their arse and then leave.

stalebread

After I buy that merc I'll need something for the misses

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/6783908
suzuki ignis sport 27kms

Have seen that in the flesh a few times. Worse bloody luck.
American style flames dear CHRIST on a fecking Suzuki