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dgt

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

:eek::eek:.Ya swine. Pissed at 11.00 of a Thursday:P

Do forgive me, but I do like an odd drink now and again, usually every second evening....

Please remove the naff wheels otherwise you're a-okay (and the crooked reg plate while you're at it)

No point hiding the reg...

Finally one that deserves a picture, I'll give you a f*ckin fat lip....

Simonigs1.0

I'm laughing at the ****ing airbrushed tiger on the bonnet of the a4.

What an absolute tit, hahahahaha.

colm_mcm

That Bora is diesel, bad and all as it looks, that's not expensive for a felty tdi yoke
If the kit has just been out on it, there must be something mechanically up if its being sold off for the price of a respray.

wotzgoingon

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

I'm laughing at the ****ing airbrushed tiger on the bonnet of the a4.

What an absolute tit, hahahahaha.

I like that tiger on car. looks pretty cool imo.

jca

CianRyan wrote: »

Find me a single skanger driving anything like that and I shall produce or you, my left testical, severed, on a silver platter.

You must be nuts......:D

dr.fuzzenstein

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Yeah, some of the offers are hilarious.

I assme that "tai ir stumk su savo 250e" is lituanian for "You can stick your 250 euro up your ar*e".. :D

Google translate suggests "and push it with your 250E"

dgt

ShaunieVW wrote: »

318 M3

Those arches...........

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/00-bmw-tuning-318i-m3-sport-coupe-nct/7746764

I saw this on the M1 today. I was not disappointed.

Sounded quite labored at 90kmh too....

Lets just remind you lot what this looks like


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wotzgoingon

Alan_007_ wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/6735864

How is that skanger?

rizzodun

Alan_007_ wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/6735864

That is frickin awesome. I want. I presume he's selling non running though? No running gear or wheels. About as far as you can get from skanger though. Don't let the word 'skyline' cloud your judgement.

CianRyan

Alan_007_ wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/6735864

Oh look, here we go again.

When's this filter coming into effect?

dgt

It's not overly offensive. It's fairly respectable looking from certain angles, actually.

But lose the crappy stickers and terrible spoilers.

And that first line of the ad... That f*cking first line....

toastedpickles

Oh dear! Well technically you would have to "buy" to "build" no?

dgt

toastedpickles wrote: »

Oh dear! Well technically you would have to "buy" to "build" no?

You build it with stuff you find under the sofa piece by antagonizing piece for 7 years to make that 7 yea old Jetta

Hachiko

felt spec daysul jetta at a mind boggling price, step right this way gentlemen, right this way.

131spanner

Built not bought

Dear God why. From what I can make out from the ad, the only bit of performance related "building" going on is a straight through exhaust.

That and painted calipers. What a tool.

mossy50

built not bought ( made from lego) sticker bombed not tacky and stunning looks



i dont think so

Pov06

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Google translate suggests "and push it with your 250E"

The first person said "Stop joking, I'll give you 250"

And his response was "Go and joke with your 250"

Taylor365

105 bhp! BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHahehBUUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHahehBURRRetc.

26000 Elephants

Yellow peril

I'm especially fond of the colour coded foreskin around the hand brake.

Odyssey 2005

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Yellow peril

I'm especially fond of the colour coded foreskin around the hand brake.

Don't know what has me more speechless,the state of the yoke or the wording of the ad.:eek:

Hachiko

he should be called Baz, thats all thats missin innit.

mossy50

what a ball of ****e

Interslice

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-passat-tdi/8097184

Odyssey 2005

Interslice wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-passat-tdi/8097184

That poor car..:mad:

Sofiztikated

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

That poor car..:mad:

No. Just...No.

Hachiko

thats uber felt spec laad.

CianRyan

Hardly call that felt spec, it's not even lowered.
Ugly though, so ugly.

rizzodun

Lose the stickers and reattach the VW badge to the grill and I doubt people would give it a second glance.

rizzodun

I've posted this before, sold on DD a couple of months back, then re-appeared online with some stickers and a €5000 price tag, the ad has been bumped more time than a 17 year olds first car, currently price 'slashed' to €2800.

The guy that dropped it on this poor sod must be laughing his head off.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/modifiedcars-for-sale/volkswagen-caddy-pickup-custom/8037628

johndaman66

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Yellow peril

I'm especially fond of the colour coded foreskin around the hand brake.

He mentions its a real eye turner. Presumably he meant head turner or eye catcher. Just because a car is a head turner that doesn't make it good or impressive. If I saw that on the road it would no doubt turn my head but would I be impressed - not in the slightest

26000 Elephants

johndaman66 wrote: »

He mentions its a real eye turner.

I read that first as 'eye burner' and thought, "Yeah buddy, you got that much right...." :pac:

job seeker

johndaman66 wrote: »

He mentions its a real eye turner. Presumably he meant head turner or eye catcher. Just because a car is a head turner that doesn't make it good or impressive. If I saw that on the road it would no doubt turn my head but would I be impressed - not in the slightest

It doesn't just turn heads, it snaps necks..

job seeker

Some things can't be unseen.. :eek: (for all the BMW fans. )

jimgoose

job seeker wrote: »

Some things can't be unseen.. :eek: (for all the BMW fans. )...

Jesus. Just... Jesus!! That's properly bad! :eek:

job seeker

jimgoose wrote: »

Jesus. Just... Jesus!! That's properly bad! :eek:

Sticking with the skanger theme..

YbFocus

job seeker wrote: »

Some things can't be unseen.. :eek:

Mother of Jesus, looks like a transformer!

Odyssey 2005

job seeker wrote: »

Some things can't be unseen.. :eek: (for all the BMW fans. )


Well,Holy God...:eek:

rizzodun

job seeker wrote: »

Some things can't be unseen.. :eek: (for all the BMW fans. )

Haha, that's how you do a skanger, go big or go home.

Foxhole Norman

dr.fuzzenstein

rizzodun wrote: »

Haha, that's how you do a skanger, go big or go home.

All built up from nothing but hundreds of tins of P38 and days of sanding...

Alanstrainor

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

All built up from nothing but hundreds of tins of P38 and days of sanding...

How big are the spacers going to be to fit the "arches"....i can imagine all that fibre glass falling off at high speed!

YbFocus

His exhaust reminds me of one of these

mb1725

Reminded me of this:

YbFocus

Ah ha ha ha brilliant!!!

homer90

Suddenly the BK drive thru has become an issue !! :pac:

davycc

That poor m3 , what a way to end up covered in tonnes of filler and fake gtr/csl e46 wet dreams

dr.fuzzenstein

davycc wrote: »

That poor m3 , what a way to end up covered in tonnes of filler and fake gtr/csl e46 wet dreams

Never M3, or could be my sarcasm detector is broken...

davycc

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Never M3, or could be my sarcasm detector is broken...

Definitely an m3 you can see the massive engine and factory individual throttle bodies etc ....such a waste of a once great car :-(

Simonigs1.0

Its an M3.

https://www.vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/

dr.fuzzenstein

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

Its an M3.

https://www.vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/

I didn't know they came as a convertible, that threw me a bit.