Best Skangermobiles online

ronnie3585

http://beta.carzone.ie/used-cars/Volkswagen/Golf/1.9-TDi/1133589/

Another diesel disaster. I cannot understand why anyone would advertise that fact that they have 'Wolfrace' alloys on their car.

5500

I think that astras actually half decent looking!The mods actually suit the car

Vertakill

I was just about to say that. The Astra looks pretty good. Everything looks like it fits and is color coded perfectly. The kit is also in proper proportions for the size of the car. (You could maybe argue the front wing is a bit OTT).

In saying that, there's no way I'd spend that much money on:

A. An Astra
B. An Astra w/ a bodykit
C. A bodykit on any 1.4ltr car

Eejitt

A 2020 Megane not a bad price for a car that wont be made for another 12 years http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Renault/Megane/1.6-cabriolet/1108082/

CharlieCroker

Vertakill wrote: »

I was just about to say that. The Astra looks pretty good. Everything looks like it fits and is color coded perfectly. The kit is also in proper proportions for the size of the car. (You could maybe argue the front wing is a bit OTT).

In saying that, there's no way I'd spend that much money on:

A. An Astra
B. An Astra w/ a bodykit
C. A bodykit on any 1.4ltr car

But just look at the front grill!!!! it ruins the whole car. granted, its not bad from the sides/back

bwardrop

CharlieCroker wrote: »

But just look at the front grill!!!! it ruins the whole car. granted, its not bad from the sides/back

+1

From the rear 3/4 it is actually OK looking - I'd say it is a lot to do with the colour...

...but the grill - dear god it ruins the car. From the front it is wretched looking. The front bumper is a bit jimmy hill too - too deep & out of proportion. Just wrong. Nice car ruined.

Vertakill

Haha. Yeah, it is a bit OTT but I give thumbs up for effort! Never seen a new shape Astra modded before and I'm surprised it came out looking any way decent.

LolaDub

It looks like a futuristic plough...

ronnie3585

CharlieCroker wrote: »

But just look at the front grill!!!! it ruins the whole car. granted, its not bad from the sides/back

Yea, have to agree. 'Bad boi' bonnet and grill as sponsored by Gillette - skangermobile:pac: The rest of it ain't so bad, if you could rationalise putting a bodykit on a 1.4 Astra.

Tipsy Mac

I've noticed a pattern in this thread, it seems to be mostly chaps from outside Dublin who have made a balls of their car

Jimbo

Bargain at 27k

Jimbo

Another snowplow

eamon234

=steve06;56578011]
and the worst ones till last
http://beta.carzone.ie/used-cars/Suzuki/Ignis/1.5-VVT/1004298/

Oh sweet Jesus I thought the Suzuki Ignis couldn't get any uglier!

SV

jimbo78 wrote: »

Bargain at 27k

That's definitely no skangermobile.

ronnie3585

Oh but it is!

CharlieCroker

ClioV6 wrote: »

That's definitely no skangermobile.

I know that 206cc (not mine). your man fitted a full ecosse body kit. Didn't have it long and managed to rip the whole front bumper off of it!!!!!

Volvoboy

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Lexus/GS300/aristo-twin/1127021/

Dunno about this one

Gary ITR

jimbo78 wrote: »

Bargain at 27k

That car cost the previous owner €58000... Holy sh1tballs

Gary ITR

Volvoboy wrote: »

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Lexus/GS300/aristo-twin/1127021/

Dunno about this one

Very sleek looking car imo

bwardrop

ClioV6 wrote: »

That's definitely no skangermobile.

I have to agree...

... it skanger-ette-mobile!!

Seriously, what guy could justify spending that amount of wedge on a 206cc - think what else he could have bought for that cash (just think - no lists necessary here!!)

smash

I can't believe the garage bought it from someone... they've had it there for about 2 years too!

Alanstrainor

bwardrop wrote: »

I have to agree...

... it skanger-ette-mobile!!

Seriously, what guy could justify spending that amount of wedge on a 206cc - think what else he could have bought for that cash (just think - no lists necessary here!!)

Okay Okay, not the same price, but not that far off!
RS4

pyramuid man

Volvoboy wrote: »

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Lexus/GS300/aristo-twin/1127021/

Dunno about this one

Doesn't really fit the bill imo. That actually looks nice. Not the kinda car you see in tesco's carpark along side 4 identicle glanza's every night of the week I think

Alanstrainor

pyramuid man wrote: »

Doesn't really fit the bill imo. That actually looks nice. Not the kinda car you see in tesco's carpark along side 4 identicle glanza's every night of the week I think

Yeah, i have to agree, looks quite tastefully done tbh.

CharlieCroker

I dunno, but imo what makes a skanger mobile is a car that left the factory as a normal shopping car/family car and some muppet with nothing better to spend their money on has then sodomised and f**ked up with stupid add-ons.
Most of the time, the label doesn't apply to a fast/expensive/stylish original car.
Just my opinion

BnA

ClioV6 wrote: »

That's definitely no skangermobile.

I don't know Clio. I think I'd have to disagree with you.

It probably does differ from a good few of the cars here in that

a) It has been professionally done and cost a lot of money

and

b) It probably is genuinely fast

But it still, in my opinion, looks utterly utterly horrific. That back bumper is shockin'.

Cyrus

ClioV6 wrote: »

That's definitely no skangermobile.

lexus lights = skanger mobile

no matter what even in the absence of any other skanger accessories

Paparazzo

bwardrop wrote: »

I have to agree...

... it skanger-ette-mobile!!

Seriously, what guy could justify spending that amount of wedge on a 206cc - think what else he could have bought for that cash (just think - no lists necessary here!!)

Was just about to write that! It's a womans skanger mobile, surprised it doesn't have a playboy bunny sticker on it somewhere!

Jimbo

ClioV6 wrote: »

That's definitely no skangermobile.

That's where you and me differ.
Don't know if that says more about you or me

dumbyearbook

CharlieCroker wrote: »

I dunno, but imo what makes a skanger mobile is a car that left the factory as a normal shopping car/family car and some muppet with nothing better to spend their money on has then sodomised and f**ked up with stupid add-ons.
Most of the time, the label doesn't apply to a fast/expensive/stylish original car.
Just my opinion

How eloquent Sodomy is a tad too far imo.....

colm_mcm

Volvoboy wrote: »

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Lexus/GS300/aristo-twin/1127021/

Dunno about this one

the only tasteless part on that car is the Lexus badges in place of Toyota badges.



fabulous looking car IMO.

Volvoboy

colm_mcm wrote: »

the only tasteless part on that car is the Lexus badges in place of Toyota badges.



fabulous looking car IMO.

I think the front spoiler is a bit Mr Plow

ronnie3585

colm_mcm wrote: »

the only tasteless part on that car is the Lexus badges in place of Toyota badges.



fabulous looking car IMO.

Very drug dealer IMO, don't like it.

Zonda999

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Very drug dealer IMO, don't like it.

+ 1. As for what some person was sayin about not seeing it parked up in a tesco car park next to the glanza brigade, judging by the speed bumps in my local tesco, it wouldnt be even able to get into the car park.

JackM_79

I don't know if this falls under the 'skangermobile' category?? But could you realistically sit in this for more than a couple of minutes??

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/Ci-SE/1047831/

blackbox

JackM_79 wrote: »

I don't know if this falls under the 'skangermobile' category?? But could you realistically sit in this for more than a couple of minutes??

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/Ci-SE/1047831/

More pimpmobile than skangermobile!

Cyrus

JackM_79 wrote: »

I don't know if this falls under the 'skangermobile' category?? But could you realistically sit in this for more than a couple of minutes??

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/Ci-SE/1047831/

my eyes :eek:

pyramuid man

That bmw is a bit kack on the inside in fairness.

Sizzler

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Very drug dealer IMO, don't like it.

+1 ! Was just thinking the same!

Is this lad off his t*ts? He's looking for nearly €12K FFS.

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Honda/Civic/modified/734164/

Same money, hmmmm tough call

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Audi/A4/1.8T-Sport/584738/

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Audi/TT/quattro-180Bhp/1134048/

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/ci-FULL/1116603/

A skanger and their money are obviously easily parted :P

SV

I'd take the Type R above any of them tbh.

Sizzler

ClioV6 wrote: »

I'd take the Type R above any of them tbh.

A fast and furious style civic over an Audi TT? Fair enough

SV

Sizzler wrote: »

A fast and furious style civic over an Audi TT? Fair enough

The only thing "fast and furious" style about that civic is the fact there were Honda Civics in The fast and furious.

And eh..that Audi TT is a scam

markos79

ClioV6 wrote: »

I'd take the Type R above any of them tbh.

+1

Sizzler

ClioV6 wrote: »

And eh..that Audi TT is a scam

I know

Anyway, picked a few random cars that I felt were better value for money. 12K for a 10 Yr Old jap import civic with a LS reg, LOB tbh.

SV

Sizzler wrote: »

I know

Anyway, picked a few random cars that I felt were better value for money. 12K for a 10 Yr Old jap import civic with a LS reg, LOB tbh.

What the .. has the Reg got to do with it?! What a ridiculous thing to say..
And it's the type of car it is.. not how old it is or what it's bloody reg is :rolleyes:

Sizzler

ClioV6 wrote: »

What the .. has the Reg got to do with it?! What a ridiculous thing to say..
And it's the type of car it is.. not how old it is or what it's bloody reg is :rolleyes:

LS reg wouldnt be at the top my list when buying a car :rolleyes:

Back on topic.

ronnie3585

JackM_79 wrote: »

I don't know if this falls under the 'skangermobile' category?? But could you realistically sit in this for more than a couple of minutes??

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/Ci-SE/1047831/

Really proves that money doesn't buy class.

L-M

JackM_79 wrote: »

I don't know if this falls under the 'skangermobile' category?? But could you realistically sit in this for more than a couple of minutes??

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/BMW/318/Ci-SE/1047831/

It would take Limerick and all wouldn't it haha

msg11

I would rather buy that civic over the others too. And in fact, I would at leased have a car, most of them look like scams. In fact the audi TT is.

slimjimmc

Sizzler wrote: »

+1 ! Was just thinking the same!

Is this lad off his t*ts? He's looking for nearly €12K FFS.

http://www.carzone.ie/used-cars/Honda/Civic/modified/734164/

Awwwww come on. it's got decals, strut tie-bars and a "Racing Spec Muffler". What more do you expect for €11,950? Good taste?



BTW : Great thread, haven't laughed so much in ages