Tattoo

shockwave

A lady goes into a tattoo parlour and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh.

The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.

She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That’s definitely Paul Newman. Just look at those blue eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn’t look like Robert Redford."

The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.

They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman. He even has the blue eyes. The one on your right I’m not sure about—but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."

dh0661

shockwave wrote: »

I’m not sure about—but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."

Excellent ! - but I think that Willie's beard would be too gray for that area. How about Chaval (spelt wrong ?) that French rugby player.
The poor lady would need an XXL knickers to hold all those pubes in.

Creamy Goodness

but then the joke is only funny to people who know chaval by name,

wouldn't be as funny if the punch line was: the guy in the middle is definitely that guy from the french rugby team.

charliecon

or could it even be Gerry Adams??????

rocky25

My Missus has Tatoo of a Sea Shell on the inside of her upper thigh.

When you put your ear to it......................you can smell the Sea:eek:

old boy

it was posted here with the shane mc gowan and shaun wright-phillips, as the punch line