Girls.... does knob-size matter?

Bottle_of_Smoke

Wibbs wrote: »

Ehhh no they don't. quick google.... http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml
There's a bug that lives in most peoples eyelashes that has a willy twice as long as his body. Barnacles can have willys 20 times longer and there's a duck with an enormous one.

heh I'd actually read about that duck before, so yeah must have been the primates I was thinking of

randylonghorn

rb_ie wrote: »

Didn't you hear? 14".

That explains why you don't have enough blood for your brain half the time.

TerrorFirmer

randylonghorn wrote: »

That explains why you don't have enough blood for your brain half the time.

Damn! I spent a whole 30 seconds trying to put a spin on that 14" comment but couldn't think of anything. Fail.

javaboy

rb_ie's clearly not harbouring an Anaconda as his various "compensating for something" oversized sigs show

randylonghorn

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Damn! I spent a whole 30 seconds trying to put a spin on that 14" comment but couldn't think of anything. Fail.

And that just goes back to the central tenet of this thread, havok.

There's no point having the wherewithal if you don't put in the time and effort!

ImDave

I have a massive penis*


*(may not be true, but it really is)

doonothing

Sherifu wrote: »

A beautiful mind.

Lolz.

bitemybanger

Ive been told that its not the size of the waves but the motion of the ocean:pac:

Fremen

bitemybanger wrote: »

Ive been told that its not the size of the waves but the motion of the ocean:pac:

South-East Asia would disagree.

AnonoBoy

Fremen wrote: »

South-East Asia would disagree.

Too soon?

Nah - anyone that can work a tsunami joke into a penis size thread deserves some praise.


BTW - AnonoBoy is hung like a.... human.

RuailleBuaille

Does penis size matter? Abso****inlutely. Doesn't have to be massive but periwinkles need not apply.

ronbyrne2005

Wibbs wrote: »

Ehhh no they don't. quick google.... http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml
There's a bug that lives in most peoples eyelashes that has a willy twice as long as his body. Barnacles can have willys 20 times longer and there's a duck with an enormous one.

OK among primates we're the kings so...... Actually that would suggest women are/were selecting for penis size at least in the distant past. Testicle size in primates is down to the availability of mates and their likelihood to stray. Gorillas with a constant harem of females have tiny penis and small testicles. That's all they need as competition for females is very small. Chimps with more females playing around have huge testicles. Humans fall into the middle, which suggests at least in our past that we fell in the middle there too. Penis size may play into that. Longer bigger penis more likely to impregnate women. Apparently more likely to cause certain types of orgasm in women which increase the chances of pregnancy.

So yea a bigger willy is probably better. It has been selected in the past by women as a desirable trait, so even in our covered up state today it probably has some slight bearing. That bearing is slight and can be compensated by other attractive qualities in a guy, especially as the woman can't preselect any more.

I would imagine if a woman had a hypothetical choice between a guy with a large penis(not silly size) and the identical guy from another dimension with a small penis, she's likely to pick the bigger fella if she's being honest.

Maybe longer lads need the length to get closer to the target as their boys are'nt great swimmers

Don1

Nope, just genetic superiority!

alie

You need it big enuff to gag!