Aspects of the game that drive you mad

Gillie

Grown Men barely getting touched and falling down like they were shot! Football is a contact sport FFS!

Drives me f*cking nuts!

Mitch Connor

ibh wrote: »

Is that the one where you can drop food on the floor and if you get it into your mouth in 6 seconds its ok??:p

that is disgusting.:eek:

its a 2second rule! 6 seconds on the ground.... ugh

Kold

Kicking the ball out of play everytime someone takes a tumble and doesn't feel like getting up. I say, unless they've taken an awful clatter altogether play the f*ck on. It's taken advantage of quite a bit imo with the player standing up 2 minutes later right as f*cking rain.

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Tauren wrote: »

that is disgusting.:eek:

its a 2second rule! 6 seconds on the ground.... ugh

Five seconds, and you also have to bless yourself while holding the piece of food in your right hand.:)

Mr Alan

just dont eat of the floor you fu*king freaks!!

ibh

Tauren wrote: »

that is disgusting.:eek:

its a 2second rule! 6 seconds on the ground.... ugh

For gods sake man it takes me more than 2 seconds to retrieve the food from the floor!!!

DesF wrote: »

Five seconds, and you also have to bless yourself while holding the piece of food in your right hand.:)

Yea sounds about right... There is also a stipulation that this rule doesn't apply in really dirty germ infested places like the canteen in work...

Kold

Also the type of food. Toast can be dusted off as long as it doesn't fall butter side down but anything saucy will lift anything nasty so is best disposed of.

Xavi6

5 second rule? Pfft more like 25 second. If a yummy chicken nugget, wedge or the like hits the ground and goes unnoticed for a brief period but is still warm I'll go for it. As Des said, a swift blessing and Bob's your Aunty's husband.

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Also, chewing gum is ok off the street, even after a few years.

Mitch Connor

Mr Alan wrote: »

just dont eat of the floor you fu*king freaks!!

Oh look at Mr. Posh Man 'ere. "I eat with a knife and fork....from a plate" Well; la di fracking da!

Kold

Salt will kill most germs so just be sure to lump a load of it on especially if you drop it in a pile of dog ****.

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Tauren wrote: »

Oh look at Mr. Posh Man 'ere. "I eat with a knife and fork....from a plate" Well; la di fracking da!

Yeah, his dad's a doctor.

He lives in a big house on a hill.

ibh

DesF wrote: »

Also, chewing gum is ok off the street, even after a few years.

Too far Des.. Then again if it was Hubba Bubba???...