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The Washcloth

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  • 29-04-2008 2:14pm
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    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
    week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
    office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
    9:30 am.
    I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
    The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
    when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
    to make the full effort.
    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth
    that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
    in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
    table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
    that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
    an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
    I didn't respond.
    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
    The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
    out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
    all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
    NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!


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