The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

AARRRGH

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

AckwelFoley

I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

Fail

Agamemnon

We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.

phantom_lord

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

lol, there was a guy from my school who actually did that. for realz. good times.


edit: actually, come to think of it, that guy got paid to eat another guys pube too. a freak and a weird dude imo.

Fringe

There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.

connundrum

I remember so many girls in the first years of secondary school 'being' pregnant after giving a lad a bj.

Sherifu

I used to think the world was flat

AnonoBoy

Agamemnon wrote: »

We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.

I never knew someone who lived near Prince.

AnonoBoy

dublindude wrote: »

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

That one about that God fellah. :rolleyes:

Although on the 'wrong hole' thing - some girls really like that. And I mean a lot!

Theresalwaysone

Fringe wrote: »

There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.

Wait. Where did u go to school?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

snyper wrote: »

I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

Fail

i could have sworn we knew better

phantom_lord

Theresalwaysone wrote: »

Wait. Where did u go to school?

a boarding school i suspect.

truecrippler

Maybe it was the "right-hole". Maybe he was taking a walk on the brown side.

Lockstep

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

Pj!

I used to believe Pluto was a planet.

Pyr0

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

randylonghorn

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

And she actually believed it was accidental?!

antodeco

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

Depends if your in prison...!

Rumour that Asian womens fannys were sideways!

lol @ randylonghorn! "oops! Sorry didnt mean to..."

Lockstep

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

N'or I, but rural women seem to have a problem with it.

Prudes.

Blisterman

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

Funny, I knew a guy who had that rumour spread about him.

His nickname was choco finger.

razorblunt

The one about a guy dislocating his hip playing some sport, when they reset it they caught one of his balls in the socket.


If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

arseagon

There was a rumour about me for ages that I kicked women in the ass for no reason. Not true at all.... It only happened the once.

Gillo

There was a guy who was in the year behind me at school who appearently only had one ba!!. I believed the rumor despite wondering how someone found this out.

Slightly off topic, but myself and another guy in work managed to convince a girl last week, that that rumor about typing google into google will shut down the internet.

Gummy Panda

There was a rumour in my primary school that one of the lads ripped his sack when jumping over a wall that had barb wire. One of his balls got cut off so his mother put it in her handbag and brought him to hospital. Unfortunitly it was too late for his ball.

We called him Johnny 1 ball :pac:

connundrum

Oh yeah!

And there was a lad a few years ahead of me in school. He was rumoured to have sucked his dog off. He also may or may not have had intercourse with said dog.

He was known as Shep and still is (like 8 years later)

useful_contacts

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

AARRRGH

useful_contacts wrote: »

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

Were you in the cinema when it happened?

AnonoBoy

razorblunt wrote: »

If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

Baaawwwahhhaaahhahaaaaaa!!!!!! That's ridiculous.

Everyone knows it was a number 7. :rolleyes:

Overheal

poor girl in my school had to put up with some rumours that she liked being fisted (still dont know - that could be true) and the worst, that she accidentally had a **** during sex. Damn she was hot though ****s McGee!

Xavi6

There was a lad in my area as well with the whole one testicle thing. He was called 'Odd Ball'.

There were also the girls who thought they could get pregnant from kissing.

Jigsaw

Pyr0 wrote: »

I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

I watched a video about 20 minutes ago and there was a lady in it who seemed to enjoy a good spot of anal.

Peter North was administering.

Lockstep

Guy in school fell and hurt his nuts.
Rumour went around he had to have them stitched up.
Was later kicked in the balls during a row in the dinner queue and the rumour spread like wildfire that his balls had exploded all over the dining room.


Also, once a fence broke and the rumour around that Fat Catherine had sat on it.We all believed it.

Kids are cruel.

AlmightyCushion

Gillo wrote: »

Slightly off topic, but myself and another guy in work managed to convince a girl last week, that that rumor about typing google into google will shut down the internet.

My sister fell for that one, too.

Overheal

actually if you just type math equations into the google search bar it outputs the result in the autofill popup. Handy that.

Senna

useful_contacts wrote: »

That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

or the trainee nurse i was going out with, was giving a large female patient a suppository, when suddenly the woman shouted 'wrong hole'

Volvagia

I believed this one the first time I heard it but has since heard the same rumour about different people a few times.

It's always about a friend of a friend who picks up an "easy" girl in a night club somewhere. Anyway they got back to his/her place and while he's trying to get some foreplay going, she is always quoted as saying

"None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me!"

lost marbles

dublindude wrote: »

When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

She didn't stop him!

So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

Obviously it's nonsense.

The poor girl had to put up with this for years.

Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

and he went back to eating his popcorn afterwards:eek:

Dancor

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There was a rumour in my primary school that one of the lads ripped his sack when jumping over a wall that had barb wire. One of his balls got cut off so his mother put it in her handbag and brought him to hospital. Unfortunitly it was too late for his ball.

We called him Johnny 1 ball :pac:

I know a lad who had the same thing happen to him, except for the ball in handbag bit, thats just silly.

melekalikimaka

this threrad is FREAKIN HILARIOUS

Andy-Pandy

I spread a rummour in school that one of the lads would spread cat food over his balls and then knock one off while the cat licked it off. Not very nice of me, he had to go through school with the name cat balls.

Andy-Pandy

I also have two friends that claim they started the John Oshea/ Will Young rumour for the laugh, just to see how far that they could get it. I wouldnt put it past them either.

latenia

Volvagia wrote: »

I believed this one the first time I heard it but has since heard the same rumour about different people a few times.

It's always about a friend of a friend who picks up an "easy" girl in a night club somewhere. Anyway they got back to his/her place and while he's trying to get some foreplay going, she is always quoted as saying

"None of your fancy stuff, just horse it into me!"

I think the full story is that it's a traveller girl they picked up at the Galway Races who says "Hoss it into me boss."

kaizersoze1980

I started a rumour on Giovanni Trapattonis wikipedia page saying he had expressed interest in the ireland job ,this was at the stage when he was 250-1 on paddypower. I posted the link on foot.ie, by the end of the day he was 2-1 and Newstalks off the ball show read my comments from his wikipedia page out on air

Sanjuro

Heard a rumour about a guy (friend of a friend, etc... :rolleyes:) who was playing about in the muck with his girlfriend. She had neglected to have a dump and clean the pipes out before hand. He got a piece of undigested sweetcorn stuck up his urethra and when he went for a pee, his penis exploded.

melekalikimaka

latenia wrote: »

I think the full story is that it's a traveller girl they picked up at the Galway Races who says "Hoss it into me boss."

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

briantwin

I heard a story about a guy in my school getting fingered up the japs-eye. This girl giving him a Tom and she jammed her pinky nail right into his milkshake chute. I thought it was one of those lies till he actually admitted it had happened haha. You wouldn't believe it till you met the guy and girl in question (an utter swampdonkey and potato munching bogmaster) at least they didn't procreate thank Christ!!

Keano

melekalikimaka wrote: »

i heard it was a fourth year engineer student in ucd, met a traveller from the camp in sandyford industrial estate in club 92, went back to her van and she lay on on the bed and said 'none of your fancy sh1t, just lob it in there boss'

LMAO

Needed cheering up!

Loomis

Round about third year a rumour went round that a guy in our class got head and when he was returning the favour she let her monthly discharge flow over his face. Accidentally.
Obviously it was ****e. He obviously bragged to a mate that he got head and the other details got added as the Chinese whispers progressed

Heisenberg.

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Keano

Oh I just rememebered one!

When my brother was at secondary school nearly 20 years ago he tells me there was a girl who would give head for 50 pence! So it was either a bag of crisps and a bar or some head for lunch...

Feelgood

I heard a rumour that boards.ie is actually a front for scientology recruitment....