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Sex or Shopping?

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    #32
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I hate shopping, esp clothes shopping and 2 grand is easily spent on non clothes shopping or on coture
    and if we are talking coture 2 grand is not going to net me that much
    so really as going in and out of clothes shops is my idea of hell I'll take the sex please.


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    #33
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    There is a play called Shopping and Fucking...

    03-shopping.jpg


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    #34
    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Does that involve some type of sling to enable hands free walk around sex, whilst flicking through stuff on the shelves?

    /me is an engineer, and is now looking into modifying a bungee-sex swing for this purpose.

    Actually no, why would I, as it would end up in shops, which are evil.


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    #35
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Ah come on ladys, imagine trying to online shop while he is exlporing your nether regions..

    You would end up with all sorts of shit arriving at the house.

    I said an 'attentive lover'... Not the type where you could be reading a womans own behind his head while he's on the job without him knowing:p


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    #36
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Online shopping between session..:D


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    #37
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Shopping doesn't end in disappointment!


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    #38
    djfattony2000
    Registered Users Posts: 725 ✭✭✭djfattony2000


    You girls like the word "attentive" don't ye


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    #39
    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    They like the what? I wasn't paying attention! :D


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    #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    humanji wrote: »
    Shopping doesn't end in disappointment!

    It does if you had a large whopper meal after said shopping. They dont fits anymorez :(

    And for the record, I came up with the shopping while shagging idea :P

    /sticks nose in the air.


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    #41
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.


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    #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    KtK wrote: »
    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.

    Where the hell have you been shopping? :/


    /taps foot.


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    #43
    Seraphina
    Registered Users Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    sex

    sure you've won the money, its not going anywhere... you can spend it the next day when you've worn the man out! :D


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    #44
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    KtK wrote: »
    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.

    Get yourself down to Warehouse then, that might change!

    Seraphina wrote: »
    sex

    sure you've won the money, its not going anywhere... you can spend it the next day when you've worn the man out! :D

    The rules in this ridiculous fantasy are that if the money isn't spent that day you loose it:D


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    #45
    Weidii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Weidii


    Shopping is meh and men are bleh, but that's definately enough money to tempt me into a spending spree!


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    #46
    ash xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭ash xxx


    Hmm, thats an easy one, has to be the sex and I assume from the word attentive that there would be orgasms a plenty to be had. There really is no contest.


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    #47
    rediguana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    I'm male. I like opera (a bit), pampering, cute animals. But shopping is the most tedious activity ever. Anyone who prefers it to hardcore adult fun is deluded.


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    #48
    cuckoo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,945 ✭✭✭cuckoo


    How attentive? i need clarification before i make my final decision.


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    #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    cuckoo wrote: »
    How attentive? i need clarification before i make my final decision.

    I assume so attentive you have to be scraped off the ceiling after; but dont let it sway you.

    You could buy attentive sex, clothes, and enough for a bottle of vodka for that money.

    /Shakes fist at LTL

    Oooh the trickery.


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