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Mancore - back with a bang (want access, fill this out)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    Have you done everything in the questionaire?
    yes twice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    With a name like khuntchops you might just be worthy

    Finally someone who recongises my potential :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    yes twice.

    I think the no comment back may have been your answer alan ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    yes twice.

    But have you really?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    But have you really?
    oh the answers to the mancore questions yes sorry.All true and accounted for,I also worked for Agra Meats killing floor for 2 years and its a headless job!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    oh the answers to the mancore questions yes sorry.All true and accounted for,I also worked for Agra Meats killing floor for 2 years and its a headless job!

    If you can't follow a simple questionaire, where does that leave your mancoreness. When you realise it I'll consider your application


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    If you can't follow a simple questionaire, where does that leave your mancoreness. When you realise it I'll consider your application
    is there something wrong with my application?
    is it not mancore enough?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Go on, for the laugh sure ...

    Mancore Virtues:
    Bloodlust
    eg, gluttonus play piercing, hunting, bear fighting

    --> Steaks only barely hit the pan and off again no good unless theyre practically raw, Grr

    Commitment
    eg, Showing your "wannabe mancore" in your signature.

    --> Done and done

    Endurance
    eg, Suspensions, 24 hour shifts at work

    --> About 48 hours or more of travelling and meetings without sleep for work on several occassions

    Strong Stomach
    eg, Tabasco sauce on everything

    --> Pfft. Tobasco sauce. I use raw chilli powder on everything. Made the girlfriend violently sick when I swapped her food for mine for the laugh one night.

    Strength
    eg, Saving/Taking someones life in a bar fight, being a fireman

    --> Suspended from school for two weeks for rowing back in the day, have played a game with friends to see who could punch each other in the face the hardest after a feed of drink once, let an ex punch me in the balls once before (dont ask)

    Large Gauge Piercings
    eg, Lobes, P.A.

    --> Not yet. Thinking of bringing up the size of the nipple piercings though.

    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants

    --> Nothing except a rod, looking at an appa at the moment

    DIY
    eg, Doing your own surgery , piercings etc

    --> Punching through windows to get into a house with no protection on hands, still have the scars .. so self scarification ?

    Has Only Ever Shed A single Tear

    --> See ex-punching me in the balls story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    A few readjustments ok.

    Mancore Virtues:

    Bloodlust
    eg, gluttonus play piercing, hunting, bear fighting
    hunts for rabbits(ferrets)
    love the blood oozing when i get my tats done.
    worked in meat factory on killing floor,a headless job!
    I watch load of horror films.
    great fan of bare knuckle fighting.

    Commitment
    eg, Showing your "wannabe mancore" in your signature.
    sure thing

    Endurance
    eg, Suspensions, 24 hour shifts at work
    ran the marathon twice and walled once second time!
    love to see a suspension show.

    Strong Stomach
    eg, Tabasco sauce on everything
    love big fry ups,takeaways,anything including flies.
    forgot sandwiches while fishing and ate maggots for lunch.

    Strength
    eg, Saving/Taking someones life in a bar fight, being a fireman
    saved 2 young lads life on the blackwater river,when i was fishing.
    bouncer for years.

    Large Gauge Piercings
    eg, Lobes, P.A.
    getting ear plugs soon!

    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants
    my wifes chasity belt count?

    DIY
    eg, Doing your own surgery , piercings etc
    zipped up my fly to fast ouch.
    Do all my own(not with gun!)needles ok.

    Has Only Ever Shed A single Tear
    only when i get a good kick up the balls!:D
    put away for 3 years,cried as i missed me wife.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    >_<


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Still not right


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    ROFL:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    Ahem.... I have been informed that there really is such a thing as mancore and beancore and I now want to become a member,merely so I get get into the locked room of forbidden secrets...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭Quattroste


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants
    my wifes chasity belt count?

    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    KhuntChops wrote: »
    Ahem.... I have been informed that there really is such a thing as mancore and beancore and I now want to become a member,merely so I get get into the locked room of forbidden secrets...

    If you wanna have access fill out the questionnaire


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Alan Ford wrote: »
    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants
    my wifes chasity belt count?

    How did I miss that??? :D
    So either his wife gives him none, or he wears it... "Metal in your pants"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    How did I miss that??? :D
    So either his wife gives him none, or he wears it... "Metal in your pants"

    When crossdressing goes wrong... lockable panties... lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    Bloodlust
    eg, gluttonus play piercing, hunting, bear fighting

    Often took my madras ratting,gutted my own fish before and ate it :D

    Commitment
    eg, Showing your "wannabe mancore" in your signature.
    Easily done.....:rolleyes:

    Endurance
    eg, Suspensions, 24 hour shifts at work
    Awake for 4 days when I went on a piss up miles from home,lost my job over that cause never went home...Worked many 60 hours a week and many 36hr shifts..

    Strong Stomach
    eg, Tabasco sauce on everything
    Chilli sauce,kebab sauce,chilli flakes,jalapenos,i also have an actual chilli planet growing which I reckon deserves credit!

    Strength
    eg, Saving/Taking someones life in a bar fight, being a fireman
    Plenty off smacking bitach asses around(for good reason) also a few mens that needed it,when young(once apon a time) I used to be known as Nurse Betty by the lads for draggin them into the wimmens jacks to clean the bloods of them and patch them up.

    Large Gauge Piercings
    eg, Lobes, P.A.
    Nothing yet but I could shock you!

    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants
    Well yes but you will never see unless somehow you become my man o_O

    DIY
    eg, Doing your own surgery , piercings etc
    I once got a needle and thread out and stiched up a wound on a friend-really is the truth..Hospital said I did an excellant job but next time leave it to them :( I pieced my own ears a few times and friends who let me lol

    Has Only Ever Shed A single Tear
    Some call me a heartless bitch cause I dont cry.. But im not


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    KhuntChops wrote: »
    when young(once apon a time) I used to be known as Nurse Betty by the lads for draggin them into the wimmens jacks to clean the bloods of them and patch them up.
    This one is responsible for many a red wing it sounds like.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    farohar wrote: »
    This one is responsible for many a red wing it sounds like.:D

    Let me point out the fact that the blood did not come from me....

    Mens :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    KhuntChops wrote: »
    Let me point out the fact that the blood did not come from me....

    Mens :rolleyes:

    You've blown what probably would've given you an easy in to the mancore forum.:rolleyes:
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    farohar wrote: »
    You've blown what probably would've given you an easy in to the mancore forum.:rolleyes:
    :p


    Never said ive never red winged it before,i merely said in that case I hadnt... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    red wings... i earned those bad boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    Its generally known that when a woman is blooding shes much more horny so it wouldnt be hard for you to earn them Wilburt ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    :eek:

    F*cking hell lads.

    That is all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    On the subject of wings I recently got my white wings.

    Khunt chops I'll give you access in a few mins but see if you can get right what alan ford couldn't beofre i do


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    im particularly amused that there was a winky in there too, then to scroll down and find it not there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 540 ✭✭✭RazielDoomgate


    Mancore Virtues:

    Bloodlust
    eg, gluttonus play piercing, hunting, bear fighting
    fighting to the bar in fibrs! you know it what it get likes!

    Commitment
    eg, Showing your "wannabe mancore" in your signature.
    if all the cool cats are doing it

    Endurance
    eg, Suspensions, 24 hour shifts at work
    santiago de compostela pilgramige on a bike! cycling 70k up mountains hungover isnt fun!

    Strong Stomach
    eg, Tabasco sauce on everything
    yum! tabasco sauce.. strangly savage on a fry!

    Strength
    eg, Saving/Taking someones life in a bar fight, being a fireman
    im actualy a serial killer

    Large Gauge Piercings
    eg, Lobes, P.A.
    check :D plugs and pa.

    MIYP
    eg, Metal in your pants
    was disapionted it didnt go off at the airport checkin

    DIY
    eg, Doing your own surgery , piercings etc
    does cutting your arm open with a saw count?

    Has Only Ever Shed A single Tear
    whats a tear?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    wow. not a very committed bunch applying...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    wow. not a very committed bunch applying...

    I too am shocked by the lack of COMMITMENT *cough* sig *cough* by the last of the applicants


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