The Nurse and the Garda

patmac

Garda Dave wakes up after a night on the beer (Copper Face Jacks of
course) and rolls over to find a girl in the bed with him - he has a
vague memory of drunken sex so is a bit chuffed with himself
but his shift starts in a short while so he crawls out and
heads towards the shower graciously grunting to the semi-conscious

conquest that he'll drop her home on his way to work and she accepts in
a similarly coherent fashion.



As they're driving down the road she
gives him directions by pointing at the relevant turns as they
approach them - Dave is happy with this as he is still not fully
with it after a while they're driving past a halting site when she mumbles
'Pull in here’. Dave’s a bit surprised but thinks maybe she's even more ropy than him
and needs to hurl so pulls in she gets out, thanks him for lift and says
she'll call him soon.



Dave's getting a bit worried now as there's nothing for a couple of

miles in any direction except the nearby caravans but decides to try
and be a bit tactful........








'I thought you said you were a nurse..?'























She turns, looks at him bleary eye to bleary eye and replies;



























'No - I said I was a Ward sister'

old boy

enjoyed it, take a cop tho

Hagar

Nice One

kmart6

Nice!:D

Capt'n Midnight

Class

Transform

Loved it

Sherifu

Gold stars.

Enright

brilliant

Homer

Stars coming your way.. Bravo!

dak

Some day youll be rewarded for this joke !