Last man alive

Caoimhín

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

JavaBear

I saw that movie too.

I thought "what a load of crap"

Jay P

I'd commit suicide without question. I couldn't stand being alone. And then ther's those monsters...

Xavi6

Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.

Ghost Train

maybe arrange a racing tack through the streets of the city and find some nice cars to race around it

or maybe just crash the luas into stuff

and get very drunk too

Ruu_Old

Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.

Caoimhín

Ruu wrote: »

Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.

LOL, they would probably turn me down.

Bubs101

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

kmart6

Bubs101 wrote: »

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

No!

MooseJam

learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche

DonalN

burn the place to the ground -then take the boat to France...:D

ericl

Bubs101 wrote: »

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

There is one.


http://www.fotawildlife.ie/

Eoin

MooseJam wrote: »

learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche

As you'd be teaching yourself to fly, you'd probably only get one go at it. Best to do the Porsche bit first.

kaimera

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

Only saying what everyone else is thinking...

sdanseo

kaimera wrote: »

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

You are a horrible person.

Right, but horrible.

Lockstep

I'd probably go exploring the city with my Irish army uniform, French WWII helmet and axe, with my face suitably muddied a. Just for the post apocalyptic feeling.

Then **** myself blind.

Then I'd start streaking down Grafton street.

Rb

First thing I'd do is go down to where customs, the drug squad etc keep their seizures and load all the drugs and guns into a van.

Then go and get high as a kite, chill out and watch dvds.

Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Lockstep

I'd go to the President's house, sit on the toilet and wonder what went through our president's great minds while they were defecating.

Or urinating for the lady presidents.

Caoimhín

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.

Last human alive.
Wicklow for shome sheep anyone?

Hellm0

rb_ie wrote: »

Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Thats f*ckin genius sir. I applaud thee!

Lockstep

rb_ie wrote: »

visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Probably copies of Barbara Bush's ill advised attempt to boost popularity by posing for the Readers Wives' sections of porno mags.

rainbowtrout

caoibhin wrote: »

If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

leave dublin and go somewhere else.

Sherifu

caoibhin wrote: »

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

Head west.

Davidius

rainbowtrout wrote: »

leave dublin and go somewhere else.

lol.

Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.

TripleAce

caoibhin wrote: »

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

kmart6

kaimera wrote: »

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

Only saying what everyone else is thinking...

God,imagine the smell!

Captain Darling

Davidius wrote: »

lol.

Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.

What if you didnt like yourself and found out that after cloning yourself that you were a bit of a tit?:D

c - 13

TripleAce wrote: »

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

Ill tell you what i'd do man. Two chicks at the one time man.

humanji

TripleAce wrote: »

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

Get turned down a lot.

Rob_l

If I was the last man alive I'd be happy that no one else would ever butcher a good story like i am legend

biko

I'd read "Last Man Alive" by A.S. Neill again.
Much better than that film. Available here http://members.tripod.com/thelastmanalive/home.html

humanji

c - 13 wrote: »

Ill tell you what i'd do man. Two chicks at the one time man.

F***in' A!

Rob_l

biko wrote: »

I'd read "Last Man Alive" by A.S. Neill again.
Much better than that film. Available here http://members.tripod.com/thelastmanalive/home.html

Alternately you could read I am legend which is a much better tale than that film

Lockstep

Form a queue ladies.

Although some would resort to lesbianism I bet.

AngryBadger

Bubs101 wrote: »

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

I'm there man!

Rb

TripleAce wrote: »

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

Kill myself.

Think about it:

Positives:
Sex

Negatives:
4 Billion periods and no other men for them to take it out on
No more nice cars to use as they'd all go and dent the bumpers and scratch the doors
etc etc

Rb

Kim Jong-il wrote: »

Oh, hey that was a really brilliant joke. I laughed out loud in real life. You are by far the funniest guy on boards.ie and I wouldn't be surprised if you were a comedian in real life also. All of your posts contain the comedic genious that is present in this post. Well done. Bravo.

Why thank you.

Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter?

Caoimhín

Kim Jong-il wrote: »

Oh, hey that was a really brilliant joke. I laughed out loud in real life. You are by far the funniest guy on boards.ie and I wouldn't be surprised if you were a comedian in real life also. All of your posts contain the comedic genious that is present in this post. Well done. Bravo.

Ouch...

Lockstep

I found it funny.
Especially because it had truth.

Soon, the periods would become synchronised.
It'd be a case of 3 weeks of unbridled sex and fun.
Then running to the mountains and cowering in fear for a week.
Dear God.

Rb

caoibhin wrote: »

Ouch...

Don't worry, she's probably just on the blob/is a feminist.

Rb

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I found it funny.
Especially because it had truth.

Soon, the periods would become synchronised.
It'd be a case of 3 weeks of unbridled sex and fun.
Then running to the mountains and cowering in fear for a week.
Dear God.

Exactly.

It'd be easier to live with those things from I Am Legend than 4 Billion women tbh. At the end of the day, at least those things know what they want and you can predict their mood.

Rb

Kim Jong-il wrote: »

lmbo there it is again.

Sure. I'm sure it would contain links to lolcats, the "leave britney spears alone" video, Chuck Norris jokes and other marks of comedy genious that will live on in the history books as the funniest things ever known to man. I don't think I can resist.

Not a fan of chuck norris tbh so he certainly won't be appearing in my newsletters.

Here's a link to my latest edition : Click

Cunny-Funt

rb_ie wrote: »

Click

Just what I, and indeed everyone else reading this tread was thinking.

:pac:

Yakult

rb_ie wrote: »

Kill myself.

Think about it:

Positives:
Sex

Negatives:
4 Billion periods and no other men for them to take it out on
No more nice cars to use as they'd all go and dent the bumpers and scratch the doors
etc etc

haha!!
brilliant.

Tho another positive would be having about 20 in your house making you food washing up, cleaning etc.

But still the negative out weighes the positive :pac:

Rb

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

Just what I, and indeed everyone else reading this tread was thinking.

:pac:

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055288582

Lol.

Cunny-Funt

omfg.


This calls for more pacman


:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Lockstep

Chop Chop Dig DIg.

Davidius

Infononymous wrote: »

What if you didnt like yourself and found out that after cloning yourself that you were a bit of a tit?:D

Well I like myself now and considering that my clone would always agree with me and we'd have complete understanding of each other I cannot imagine myself coming to dislike me.

kowloon

Burn down the IFSC?

Fanny Cradock

I give it about 2 weeks before an unmanned Sellafield exploded and rained nuclear death down on me.

Lockstep

I was just speaking to my dads cousin whos something big in Sellafield.

He thinks nuclear power is God's gift to earth but he would, wouldn't he?