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  • 07-05-2008 6:22pm
    #1
    peasant
    Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭


    jeez lads ...wouldya ever ...

    Concentrate on the road instead of lusting after women !

    Had three near misses driving through town today ...not with your clichee ditzy blonde driver or the also clichee confused OAP ...nope ...with young fellas, elbow out the window and neck craned in the opposite direction, ogling some half naked young one.

    I know ..it's a while since we've seen women without coats ...but ...:D:D:D


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    #2
    Captain Slow IRL
    Registered Users Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    FFS - whatdya expect?!

    It's the wimmin's fault - sl*ts:p


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    cormie
    Registered Users Posts: 20,836 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    I've always said, if I ever crash, this is going to be the reason why and I've had plenty of close calls, in all weather :D Good way to chat someone up though, "that's you're fault, I need your number as a witness" I have it all planned ;) It's especially dangerous when you lock eye contact for a few seconds too and when the smiles come it's in the red zone!


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    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    But sometimes is nearly impossible not to look!!! It's summer!!

    Did I hear something recently about advertisements displaying scantily clad ladies being restricted along roadsides for the very reason that prompted peasant to start the thread?
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    Volvoboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Jaysus i dont know where your driving!!


    All the wimmen around my way just wear PJs:(


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    L1011
    Registered Users Posts: 68,876 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Volvoboy wrote: »
    Jaysus i dont know where your driving!!


    All the wimmen around my way just wear PJs:(

    Not necessarily looking at women :p


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    Biro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    Not too many women walking along the dual carriageway on my way home from work, but I did nearly crash yesterday craning my neck backwards to see a Porsche take off at full tilt from a roundabout!
    Must invest in sun glasses to oogle the women though!


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,504 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Biro wrote: »
    Must invest in sun glasses to oogle the women though!

    Ah memories of Stephens Green!

    Maybe we should create a "Heres what I saw today" thread about what women you saw from your car. I reckon it wouldnt take long to surpass the views :D


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    Predhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Predhead


    peasant wrote: »
    jeez lads ...wouldya ever ...

    Concentrate on the road instead of lusting after women !

    Had three near misses driving through town today ...not with your clichee ditzy blonde driver or the also clichee confused OAP ...nope ...with young fellas, elbow out the window and neck craned in the opposite direction, ogling some half naked young one.

    I know ..it's a while since we've seen women without coats ...but ...:D:D:D

    Guilty! :o


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    kluivert
    Registered Users Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭kluivert


    Predhead wrote: »
    Guilty! :o

    +1

    But I pull over and perv. At least then you can savour the moment that bit longer :D

    I do love the summer.


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    Predhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Predhead


    kluivert wrote: »
    +1

    But I pull over and perv. At least then you can savour the moment that bit longer :D

    I do love the summer.

    I hear that. It's great though when traffic is slow and you pass them fine fine ladies, then they catch up with you and you get to perv all over again! :pac:


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,504 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I have to be careful when turning the steering wheel :(


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    #13
    woop
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭woop


    its the weather I tells ya


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