who will find your dodgy stuff when you die?

flanum

inspired by another thread, its a thing i often wandered/panicked about, ya know stuff like stashed sex-toys/porn/drugs paraphernalia etc that you might not want your nearest and dearest to find after your untimely demise.
me and a mate came to an agreement many years ago, whoever dies first, the other will go and do a quick clean up first before family/clan go through stuff!
do you have any emergency plans like this?

Dord

Don't think I have any "dodgy stuff".... lol

gcgirl

Yore Ma

tribulus

Whoever opens My Documents/MyNotebook/Projects/TPF/New Folder/Old Classes

Mr. CooL ICE

No plan at all, but my friends will know where to retrieve my stash. Speaking of which, I must put that in my will...




I'm most afraid of someone finding my porn. Whoever gets my hard drives is in for a shock

berliner

I have my porno stash in my locker at work.I've made contingency plans in the event of my untimely demise.Damn that 1990 issue of Playboy with Erika Eleniak on the cover,that's where my porno stash began!

Lockstep

Ahem.

I remember when I went off to college, my ma decided to spring clean my room and turf nearly everything out.

I was really lucky I'd remembered to clean a certain drawer,
y'know when yourself and the girlfriend make photography.....

ModeSkeletor

What's with all the death talk around here jeez! Lighten up guys :-)

flanum

LordChessington wrote: »

I'm most afraid of someone finding my porn. Whoever gets my hard drives is in for a shock

Passwords ftw
i just have this funny vision of my da holding a cat'o'ninetails and wandering is it some form of fishing tackle or part of the uilleann pipes lol.

Nerin

flanum wrote: »

Passwords ftw
i just have this funny vision of my da holding a cat'o'ninetails and wandering is it some form of fishing tackle or part of the uilleann pipes lol.

lol brilliant
i dont really have dodgey stuff...although im sure a few people would be curious to find some factual stuff ive written.
first notebook i burned due to a security leak

kowloon

My mumsie is a nosy one. She went through my room and read some letters from a lady friend of mine. Years ago now but I wouldn't trust people to not go through my stuff while I'm alive, never mind dead.

bronte

:eek:

TomCo

Probably the police when they dig up the garden.

BraziliaNZ

I broke up with my ex when I was living in Canada and left shortly afterwards. When I got home I found a large dildo in my bag, put there by her as some kind of a joke/f*ck you trick, we had used it before as a marital aid. Thankfully I wasn't strung up at the airport and quizzed about it or anything. But I hid it in a drawer when I got home and forgot about it. I looked for it a while later and it was gone. My ma must have found it as she had sheets and stuff stashed in that drawer. Jesus Christ, what must she have been thinking...

Dave!

tribulus wrote: »

Whoever opens My Documents/MyNotebook/Projects/TPF/New Folder/Old Classes

*hacks computer*

:eek:

Pherekydes

After my son (18) had his accident I found a blow-up doll in the attic. :eek:

I don't have much dodgy stuff myself, except what's on computer under an easily guessed password.

Dave!

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Jesus Christ, what must she have been thinking...

I could hazard a guess

Xavi6

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I broke up with my ex when I was living in Canada and left shortly afterwards. When I got home I found a large dildo in my bag, put there by her as some kind of a joke/f*ck you trick, we had used it before as a marital aid. Thankfully I wasn't strung up at the airport and quizzed about it or anything. But I hid it in a drawer when I got home and forgot about it. I looked for it a while later and it was gone. My ma must have found it as she had sheets and stuff stashed in that drawer. Jesus Christ, what must she have been thinking...

"Hmmmmm I wonder how it fits"

Crumble Froo

kowloon wrote: »

My mumsie is a nosy one. She went through my room and read some letters from a lady friend of mine. Years ago now but I wouldn't trust people to not go through my stuff while I'm alive, never mind dead.

ditto. though i do have a series of written stuffs i do intend to burn in due course.

Sherifu

I'll take my secrets to davey jones. YARRRRRRRRRR!

Chardee MacDennis

anyone who cares to look will find something, unfortunately. now where's that gimp mask :eek:

MooseJam

I'll be dead so won't care who finds what

Dave!

Call_me_al wrote: »

anyone who cares to look will find something, unfortunately. now where's that gimp mask :eek:

You left it in mine last night, silly!

BraziliaNZ

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I broke up with my ex when I was living in Canada and left shortly afterwards. When I got home I found a large dildo in my bag, put there by her as some kind of a joke/f*ck you trick, we had used it before as a marital aid. Thankfully I wasn't strung up at the airport and quizzed about it or anything. But I hid it in a drawer when I got home and forgot about it. I looked for it a while later and it was gone. My ma must have found it as she had sheets and stuff stashed in that drawer. Jesus Christ, what must she have been thinking...

Brilliant!!

You REALLY need to clear that up with her hahaha :pac:

BaZmO*

flanum wrote: »

me and a mate came to an agreement many years ago, whoever dies first, the other will go and do a quick clean up first before family/clan go through stuff!

People will just think you had some gay love thang going on and you were going there to hide the evidence. Either that or you killed him.

kowloon

Crumble Froo wrote: »

ditto. though i do have a series of written stuffs i do intend to burn in due course.

Even though I don't have to worry about people going through my stuff now I still won't keep letters and the like.