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Alert, Alert, Alert!!!!

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  • 09-05-2008 6:39am
    #1
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭


    The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
    highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
    orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
    Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your
    boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
    DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
    completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
    immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
    both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
    Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
    is controlling your life.


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