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The Ar*e Wipe Poll

  • 09-05-2008 2:24pm
    #1
    spockety
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A useful Friday poll, I think the options cover it the purpose of the thread.

    How do you do it? 18 votes

    Sit and Fold
    0% 0 votes
    Sit and Scrunch
    61% 11 votes
    Stand and Fold
    0% 0 votes
    Stand and Scrunch
    38% 7 votes


Comments

  • #2
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Worst thread ever i think. :pac:


  • #3
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sit and scrunch what? The poo? I never (well rarely) play with my poop.


  • #4
    spockety
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭spockety


    togster wrote: »
    Worst thread ever i think. :pac:

    Maybe in your opinion. I remember my shock at discovering that there were people who scrunch..


  • #5
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    No really it is a sh!te thread. Why would you start a thread about how people take a dump? Really pointless.


  • #6
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Jaysus, I preferred the Movie Star game to this ....


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  • #7
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    elviscostello wrote: »
    Jaysus, I preferred the Movie Star game to this ....

    Yeah this gay
    Everybody back in the pile!


  • #8
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,054 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Revenge Of The Tampon...












    .. wait, what's this thread about?! :confused:


  • #9
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    One up, one down and one to polish.

    Spot the nerdy reference :D


  • #10
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    basquille wrote: »
    Revenge Of The Tampon...












    .. wait, what's this thread about?! :confused:

    Nobody really knows. Im suspecting the OP is doing research for his thesis:pac:


  • #11
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Scruch? Fold?

    What happened to the old fashioned wipe?


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  • #12
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    People who stand disgust me.

    It squishes shíte where it need not be squished.

    Stay sitting, lift a cheek and you're clean as a whistle after a wipe or two.


  • #13
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    spockety wrote: »
    Maybe in your opinion. I remember my shock at discovering that there were people who scrunch..

    This is madness!?!


  • #14
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I use one of those French things that squirts water up your arse.


  • #15
    declanoneill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 351 ✭✭declanoneill


    javaboy wrote: »
    One up, one down and one to polish.

    Spot the nerdy reference :D

    Rimmer? (Pun intended)


  • #16
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    javaboy wrote: »
    I use one of those French things that squirts water up your arse.

    A french man's penis?


  • #17
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Need diagrams. K thx bye.


  • #18
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    declanoneill wrote: »
    Rimmer? (Pun intended)

    Yeah.
    That would be one way to clean up after dropping the kids off at the pool. :eek:


  • #19
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    javaboy wrote: »
    I use one of those French things that squirts water up your arse.

    Oooooooooh


  • #20
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    DesF wrote: »
    A french man's penis?

    No I was setting up for the "Bidet" "Bidet to you too" gag but nobody's biting.

    Besides aren't the French more likely to be the submissive one when having guy love? What with the constant surrendering and all :D


  • #21
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Stand and fold. I feel that remaining seated could hinder access to all of the potentially soiled area.

    Where's that Flutterinbantam? He would enjoy this thread I think.


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  • #22
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Jigsaw wrote: »

    Where's that Flutterinbantam? He would enjoy this thread I think.

    :)


  • #23
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    /patiently awaits FlutterinBantams answer...


  • #24
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Anyone ever hear of the US marines one sheet wiping technique? Basically it's similar to cleaning your car's disptick when checking the oil.


  • #25
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Where's that Flutterinbantam? He would enjoy this thread I think.

    He's probably writing an epic blog entry about his latest sh1t as we speak.


  • #26
    themullet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭themullet


    I hate it when I wipe my ar*e and my sleeve somehow gets in the way. Not very nice:(


  • #27
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    themullet wrote: »
    I hate it when I wipe my ar*e and my sleeve somehow gets in the way. Not very nice:(
    Or if you take a dump in the shower and it doesn't all go down the hole, so you have to use your toes.


  • #28
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Who stands up to wipe their ass? That's disgusting.

    Remember making those butterfly pictures when you were younger by painting on half the page?

    Like that, but with ****.


  • #29
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    DesF wrote: »
    Or if you take a dump in the shower and it doesn't all go down the hole, so you have to use your toes.

    And then yer toe gets stuck in the hole


  • #30
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Who stands up to wipe their ass? That's disgusting.

    Remember making those butterfly pictures when you were younger by painting on half the page?

    Like that, but with ****.

    I don't even bother to sit down in the first place. It tends to look like those splatter paintings you also did when you were younger.


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  • #31
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Who stands up to wipe their ass? That's disgusting.
    I wipe sitting down but do a few squats when I stand up and cheak again just to be sure to be sure.


  • #32
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    We can live without this crap thread.
    The previous threads were locked - do a search if you must get those vital statistics/answers.


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