Would you break up a cat fight or watch ?

MooseJam

Yea so if you saw two birds going at it hammer and thongs would you be a gent and break it up or break out the popcorn ?

Caoimhín

Popcorn. And i think the poll answers are loaded, I am a gentleman so I wouldn't like to pry into the ladies affairs.

Creamy Goodness

last time i broke up a cat fight i had a scratch mark running from the bridge of my nose to my neck line.

so i'm one for breaking out the popcorn

tallaght01

I would totally watch. There's just no other entertainment like a good quality catfight.

Seth Brundle

I'd stop it, then get them to kiss and make up and take it all from there

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kbannon wrote: »

I'd stop it, then get them to kiss and make up and take it all from there

never works out that way tho

Actually catfights should always be broken up, because cat bites can be lethal.

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Moonbaby wrote: »

Actually catfights should always be broken up, because cat bites can be lethal.

what?

tman

Women have rabies and stuff, so go straight to a doctor if you ever get bitten by one...

Run_to_da_hills

Bucket of water http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaBTEBiXEE&feature=related

gogglebok

MooseJam wrote: »

hammer and thongs

Nice one.

Seth Brundle

cat fight #1
cat fight #2
cat fight #3

Naos

Popcorn please.

Sherifu

Watch it for sure.

monkeyfudge

tman wrote: »

Women have rabies and stuff, so go straight to a doctor if you ever get bitten by one...

Even worse... they have cooties.

FlutterinBantam

I'd let them at it,go and have a good solid crap,come back and ask "Who won?"

Mossy Monk

Leave them fight. Who am I to intrude.

DanGerMus

I once saw a Cat fight between a pair of identical Twin Dwarf Sisters. I sh1t thee not. Anyone from limerick will probably have heard of them. They're nuts always goin at it aparantly. i thought i had just smoked too much it was briilliant must a been a it for 30 mins i was watching from a 4 floor apartment so at first i thought it was just the distance but nope no mistakin thos short limbs.

Dudess

Heh, quality!

I enjoy watching cat fights, especially between really rough ones.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Best is when two skangerish girls start squaring up to each other, taking off their massive hoop earrings as they threaten to "burst" each other. Worst is when they have millions of piercings and it takes them like ten minutes to get started! I've heard of the dwarf sisters, they're mental

Aisling(",)

if i didnt know them no way would i break it up I'd end up with a broken nose of something.may aswell use them for my entertainment purposes

Caoimhín

A cat fight in a big tub of jelly, naked....
Not that id watch.

Xavi6

Why would you break it up? They've got issues so let them sort it with a good ol' fashioned dual.

Saw a great one at the races last year. One posh tart made a smart comment about another posh tart's dress and off they went. Everyone formed a ring around them and no one even thought about breakin it up til security came over.

FlutterinBantam

"Duel" FTW

truecrippler

I love any fights... cat fights are funnier.
I have a habit of handing my friend my phone, I get naked and jump in and have them take pics. Sore but funny.. usually have to leg it afterwards.

Manic Moran

Probably depends on what weapons they are using.

NTM

RedXIV

I have a scar on my leg from a stilleto heel trying to stop a cat fight. no more i tells ya!

FunkZ

I actually had a dream about three sexy birds knocking the sexy into each other last night, twas sexy.

Breaking it up really depends:

~ If they were two big butch women from Bulgaria beating the jabaysus outta each other, I'd run away in fear.

~ If they were two sexy blondes grappling in mud I'd stay watch for a while, and then put in a half hearted effort to break it up.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

truecrippler wrote: »

I love any fights... cat fights are funnier.
I have a habit of handing my friend my phone, I get naked and jump in and have them take pics. Sore but funny.. usually have to leg it afterwards.

Quite a habit you got there...

RobertFoster

I'd only break up a cat fight if I knew one or more of the cats, be them human or feline.

trout

I see less and less catfights these days, but I would be all for leaving people work out their difficulties in their own, special, ways.

Actually ... who cares about stopping catfights anyway ? I want to know how to start them.

Malice

I wouldn't stop it but then I'm not a gentleman . I'd also be concerned that the two of them would start on me!

Riddle101

If the fight got out of hand like lets say if someone's friends came in to help or someone had a weapon then yeah i'd proberly try to calm things down but if it's just a normal fight then i'll let the cats go at it, sometimes the best way to sort out your differences is to duke it out with one another, nothing better then having to tell your mother when you get home at 3:00am that you ran into a wall and that's how you got the bloody nose and black eye

tech77

MooseJam wrote: »

going at it hammer and thongs

Haha.
I love it.

Rb

The good part of me is thinking "Ah, I'd stop it, those things get vicious and a lot of damage can be done, really unpleasant"

The other part of me is thinking "If you don't stop it, one of their tops might tear and...BOOBIES!"

cournioni

Popcorn for deffo.

kreuzberger

MooseJam wrote: »

if you saw two birds going at it hammer and thongs quote]

javaboy

rb_ie wrote: »

The good part of me is thinking "Ah, I'd stop it, those things get vicious and a lot of damage can be done, really unpleasant"

The other part of me is thinking "If you don't stop it, one of their tops might tear and...BOOBIES!"

I thought the "other" part of you had long ago consumed the good part of you?

Overheal

Run in and break it up: "STOP! You can both have me!"

15 minutes of unmoderated sex.
Pass out on floor.

The end.

mormank

depends...you cant just ask a random question like this.

1) are these girls hot

2) are they semi/naked

3) do i know them

4) are they 'big' girls

DonkeyStyle \o/

I drove by a cat fight a few years ago, two girls swinging out of eachothers hair, screaming abuse, a bag of groceries left spilled on the pavement... it was hilarious for the few seconds... then I thought - "ooh, classy" and did a rolleyes smiley in my head.

I voted Atari Jaguar because I've no interest in watching hysterical women in their pathetic attempt at fighting... and I woundn't intervene because I'd just get an eye poked out for my troubles, and if they're shameless and undignified enough to get into a fight in my illustrious presence, then I don't even want to know them.
Just leave them at it... eventually they'll collapse from the exhaustion of clumsy slapping and hair-grabbing.

javaboy

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

I drove by a cat fight a few years ago, two girls swinging out of eachothers hair, screaming abuse, a bag of groceries left spilled on the pavement... it was hilarious for the few seconds... then I thought - "ooh, classy" and did a rolleyes smiley in my head.
I voted Atari Jaguar because I've no interest in watching hysterical women in their pathetic attempt at fighting... and I woundn't intervene because I'd just get an eye poked out for my troubles, and if they're shameless and undignified enough to get into a fight in my illustrious presence, then I don't even want to know them.
Just leave them at it... eventually they'll collapse from the exhaustion of clumsy slapping and hair-grabbing.

Try doing a proper rolleyes with your eye popped out. It's just not the same. Vote no to cyclops!

BeerWolf

I'd throw an old shoe out the window at them to break it up as I'm trying to sleep...

PeadarofAodh

I'd break it up by introducing them both to my right hook. It's important to teach ladies how to fight properly, like men.

"I'm doing you a favour here!"

kevmy

Wouldn't try and beak it up anyway.

Saw one in Cuba nightclub a few years back, skangers going at it. Solid vicious I didn't intervene as they where skangers and it was very entertaining for the 2 minutes it went on before they were tossed out.