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Out of Boredom quickies

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  • 12-05-2008 10:09am
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    antodeco
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    So, heres a few quickies that I only ever seem to tell when Im very drunk.


    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    Eileen

    What do you call a woman with no legs?
    Noleen

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
    Lean Beef

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Lean Beef

    Did you hear what they're doing with the bikes at the end of the tour the france?
    Re-cycling them.


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    Insect Overlord
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    Why didn't Rover bark?







    Because Rover was a goldfish.

    /gets coat...


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    judas101
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    An Fhile wrote: »
    Why didn't Rover bark?







    Because Rover was a goldfish.

    /gets coat...



    Boourrrnnnsss


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    and there was me thinking rover was a car


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    Sea Sharp
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    What do u call a three legged donkey?

    A wonkey


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    What do u call a three legged donkey?

    A wonkey

    What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit?

    A honkey Donkey


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    WindSock
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    What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?









    A Winkey Wonkey


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    Boom_Bap
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    antodeco wrote: »
    What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit?

    A honkey Donkey

    What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit with a sore eye and with 3 legs?

    A honky tonky winky wonky donkey


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    FruitLover
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    What do you call a one-eyed three-legged Elvis-impersonating donkey who plays with himself?

    A honky-tonky winky wanky wonky.


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    spudington16
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    What do you call a donkey in a tree??

    A monkey.


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    Havermeyer
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    What do you call a one year old donkey in Afghanistan?








    Jail-bait.


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    What do you call a donkey that has fallen out of a tree?
    A vet


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