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Do the maths

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  • 12-05-2008 9:11pm
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    patmac
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    I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he pays her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    Eliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...

    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH leg s around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    Isn't Kristen a WAY better deal?


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