For those at work today

Peyton Manning

....seeing as my calendar says its 'Be a C*nt to Others' day today, I would just like to inform you that I will be sitting on a deckchair in the lovely sunshine with dozens of other students, a bin full of ice, cold water and beer, and several disposable barbecues to be stocked with burgers, pork chops and other assorted food. I hope you enjoy your day in the office.

:rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

Those about to work, we salute you!

c - 13

Meh, we might be taking off here early anyway, one of the former Amir's of Kuwait died last night so everywhere here is closing as a mark of respect.

Xavi6

Well I'm an hour away from finishing my work day so all I'll say is "Hate to be just starting now."

Overheal

Its another exam today for Overheal.

To hell with your beer picnic.

Peyton Manning

I should add that as Im in Student Halls with well over 2,000 students, there are some crackin' women who like strippin off for this weather.

Thus increases your jealousy.

Xavi6

Archimedes wrote: »

I should add that as Im in Student Halls with well over 2,000 students, there are some crackin' women who like strippin off for this weather.

Thus increases your jealousy.

Meh I get that pretty much all year round, and the percentage of hot women is far higher over here.

Peyton Manning

Xavi6 wrote: »

Meh I get that pretty much all year round, and the percentage of hot women is far higher over here.

It wasnt aimed at anybody living in Australia or Sweden :p

c - 13

Archimedes wrote: »

I should add that as Im in Student Halls with well over 2,000 students, there are some crackin' women who like strippin off for this weather.

Thus increases your jealousy.

Why would I need that when all the women here are dressed like this, seriously hot

Caoimhín

cnuts.

Overheal

Archimedes wrote: »

It wasnt aimed at anybody living in Australia or Sweden :p

Or heading down to florida for the summer?

All they wear are short shorts and string bikini tops.

Heisenberg.

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gucci

If your not at work, what the hell are you doing looking at a calander and/or computer so early in the morning?

Incidently my calander says the first ever game of golf was played in St Andrews in 1754...........damn cheap calanders.
Happy Birthday Golf!

Red Hand

The Scientist wrote: »

What the fudge are you doing up at 07:47?

He arrived in work early so as to act out his deckchair/beer fantasy on boards.

Peyton Manning

The Scientist wrote: »

What the fudge are you doing up at 07:47?

I havent been to bed yet

Overheal

The Scientist wrote: »

What the fudge are you doing up at 07:47?

The real question is what was I doing up at 17:47?

I dont know.

cance

Archimedes wrote: »

I should add that as Im in Student Halls with well over 2,000 students, there are some crackin' women who like strippin off for this weather.

Thus increases your jealousy.

you're a smelly student and you probably have exams to do at some stage.

of those 2,000 people, i'd say 99% wont go to bed with you.

The working world think your a good for nothing leaching C*nt.

We've all done it, enjoy it while it lasts then ill laugh at you when you take your entry level position in the real world.

students, only good for testing drugs.

Rob_l

cance wrote: »

you're a smelly student and you probably have exams to do at some stage.

of those 2,000 people, i'd say 99% wont go to bed with you.

The working world think your a good for nothing leaching C*nt.

We've all done it, enjoy it while it lasts then ill laugh at you when you take your entry level position in the real world.

students, only good for testing drugs.

Im assuming from the tone of your post the OP's mission was a success with you.

Sherifu

meh

Peyton Manning

cance wrote: »

you're a smelly student and you probably have exams to do at some stage.

of those 2,000 people, i'd say 99% wont go to bed with you.

The working world think your a good for nothing leaching C*nt.

We've all done it, enjoy it while it lasts then ill laugh at you when you take your entry level position in the real world.

students, only good for testing drugs.

Thank you. This is exactly what I wanted.

of those 2,000 people, i'd say 99% wont go to bed with you

Thats still 20 people. 19 more than you, and thats being generous.

Enjoy work, hope the day flies by.

LouOB

So technically Im paying for you sit on your arse and drink beer - ah aint the government grand

Hope you get sunburn

Peyton Manning

LouOB wrote: »

So technically Im paying for you sit on your arse and drink beer - ah aint the government grand

Hope you get sunburn

Actually Im in University in Belfast, so rest assured, your hard earned money is not paying for me. But it has paid for Brian Cowen's new house.

NORTH1

LouOB wrote: »

So technically Im paying for you sit on your arse and drink beer - ah aint the government grand

Hope you get sunburn

The way the weather is changeing out there he will more then likely get a cold

6th

Overheal wrote: »

Or heading down to florida for the summer?

All they wear are short shorts and string bikini tops.

Yeah but they are american.

citytillidie

I have a great seat at work by the window to watch the scandliy clad woman walk towards the gym or the city centre

TheCaveman

Archimedes wrote: »

....seeing as my calendar says its 'Be a C*nt to Others' day today, I would just like to inform you that I will be sitting on a deckchair in the lovely sunshine with dozens of other students, a bin full of ice, cold water and beer, and several disposable barbecues to be stocked with burgers, pork chops and other assorted food. I hope you enjoy your day in the office.

:rolleyes:

Well that is your problem right there...

cold water and beer, and several disposable barbecues to be stocked with burgers, pork chops and other assorted food

Who put burgers on a BBQ?

I suppose as i am at work, I can afford propper meat when I decide to have a BBQ

bronte

Archi don't make me remind them of post #132wed :pac:

Naos

TheCaveman wrote: »

Who put burgers on a BBQ?

I'd put burgers on a BBQ, what is wrong with that?

OP fair play, although I'm in work I won't begrudge you...

*crosses fingers* come on karma!!

RedXIV

To Student enjoying beers.

Today i'm playing video games in work that you won't play for over a year. I will be getting paid handsomely for said work.

Today work has also decided to incorporate a "free lunch" deal with a pub down the road. i shall get free beer and food, and i shall be paid to consume them.

When you leave college, unless you're as jammy as hell, you won't be doing as well as me

lots of love

Red

daosulli

Archimedes . . my calendar for tomorrow tells me that you going to have the runs after eating dodgy food at the bbq :D

RxQueen

RedXIV wrote: »

To Student enjoying beers.

Today i'm playing video games in work that you won't play for over a year. I will be getting paid handsomely for said work.

Today work has also decided to incorporate a "free lunch" deal with a pub down the road. i shall get free beer and food, and i shall be paid to consume them.

When you leave college, unless you're as jammy as hell, you won't be doing as well as me

lots of love

Red

i heart your job, it sounds class!

TerrorFirmer

Archimedes wrote: »

I should add that as Im in Student Halls with well over 2,000 students, there are some crackin' women who like strippin off for this weather.

Thus increases your jealousy.

Don't get me started, I can't even concentrate on my exams will all the boobage. Well, couldn't. I am now a free man of the summer.

Irish Halo

Sabotage wrote: »

Overheal wrote:

Or heading down to florida for the summer?

All they wear are short shorts and string bikini tops.

Yeah but they are american.

And some shouldn't be allowed wear string bikini tops but should be wearing "VERY wide load" signs *shudder and attempts to keep lunch down* The horrors I saw when in Florida.