Night of a Thousand Corsets - Beers, June 20th D2 Harcourt Street *change of venue*

s&mbarbie

No, I is scared

Wilburt wrote: »

That was me.

You're lucky i was in a good mood! I don't take kindly to having my meat stolen...

Will

No, I is scared

Shoulda looked after it better, instead of leaving it there on the plate, taunting me, teasing me...

justsomebloke

No, I is scared

congrats to The Recliner in being elevated to Elder Brother.


Oh and I think it is time for the ladies to organise a September beers

s&mbarbie

No, I is scared

Wilburt wrote: »

Shoulda looked after it better, instead of leaving it there on the plate, taunting me, teasing me...

I didn't leave it there unattended, i was looking for a fork..

Will

No, I is scared

indeed, well il know better next time :pac:

Sparky

No, I is scared

s&mbarbie wrote: »

I didn't leave it there unattended, i was looking for a fork..

Watch out though...I heard he breaks girls legs for some lulz.

s&mbarbie

No, I is scared

Spankeh wrote: »

Watch out though...I heard he breaks girls legs for some lulz.

I'm not as sweet as i look you know...

Will

No, I is scared

Well you didn't go lunging at me when I attempted to steal the steak (I wouldn't have eaten it anyway, just looking for a reaction) however we will take your word for it that you are a tough cookie.

Tom Dunne

No, I is scared

Zaph wrote: »

Ah no, no commotion, we just want to know what sh1te Brother Tom was spouting the other night.

Assembled Brethren, wimmins and Lavender Boy, allow me to clarify. I fear young Wilburt has gotten slightly ahead of himself today.

He made inquiries to his status earlier this week, where it was agreed he was of the order of a peon. It was decided serf was too good for him. However, it has come to my attention that the young lad has demonstrated a wealth of knowledge beyond his years. The "Rasher Sambo Evening" was duly noted with admiration by a number of the Brethren. His ability to consume copious amounts of beer while maintain the ability to string more than five coherent words together is an admirable trait. His willingness to investigate beer of 14% strength will certainly go down in the Scrolls of the Brethren, even if it tasted like fermented battery acid. The manner in which he carried himself on Friday night, between steak, beer and wimmins, was noted by myself, Brother DesF and Brother Sister Zaphorina.

However, despite these many qualities, it is apparent that young Wilburt is lacking two vital ingredients to confer the stauts of Elder Brethen upon him - namely the receding hairline and the beer gut. And I fear that it may be some time before he will attain said ingredients.

So with that in mind, I am proposing we invoke Rule 14, Section 2, sub-section 4(a), paragraph 2 that states "When a potential younger Brother fails to meet all the criteria to bestow the honour of Elder Brother upon him, an Elder Brother may propose a new classification of Brother as appropriate. This new classification must be agreed upon by at least two other Elder Brethren before it becomes official."

I therefore propose that young Wilburt be designated as Brother of Elevated Status (with good potential).

What say you?

ChewChew

No, I is scared

Well done Tom, I only (almost) nodded off the once :pac:

I do believe, however, that Will is very worthy of this status!!!

Will

No, I is scared

It seems I still have to achieve the receeding hairline and beer gut, well I have one but it isnt that big ;_;

*changes his location*

Agent Smith

i'm pretty happy with mine tbh

Tom Dunne

No, I is scared

ChewChew wrote: »

Well done Tom, I only (almost) nodded off the once :pac:

I do believe, however, that Will is very worthy of this status!!!

Young Lady, this is a momentous occasion in BGRH and is not to be mocked. If you have nothing constructive to contribute, I may be forced to invoke Rule 2, Section 7, paragraph 9, section (a), sub-section (i). Which, if I could remember what it was, would show you.

Zaph

No, I is scared

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Assembled Brethren, wimmins and Lavender Boy, allow me to clarify. I fear young Wilburt has gotten slightly ahead of himself today.

He made inquiries to his status earlier this week, where it was agreed he was of the order of a peon. It was decided serf was too good for him. However, it has come to my attention that the young lad has demonstrated a wealth of knowledge beyond his years. The "Rasher Sambo Evening" was duly noted with admiration by a number of the Brethren. His ability to consume copious amounts of beer while maintain the ability to string more than five coherent words together is an admirable trait. His willingness to investigate beer of 14% strength will certainly go down in the Scrolls of the Brethren, even if it tasted like fermented battery acid. The manner in which he carried himself on Friday night, between steak, beer and wimmins, was noted by myself, Brother DesF and Brother Sister Zaphorina.

However, despite these many qualities, it is apparent that young Wilburt is lacking two vital ingredients to confer the stauts of Elder Brethen upon him - namely the receding hairline and the beer gut. And I fear that it may be some time before he will attain said ingredients.

So with that in mind, I am proposing we invoke Rule 14, Section 2, sub-section 4(a), paragraph 2 that states "When a potential younger Brother fails to meet all the criteria to bestow the honour of Elder Brother upon him, an Elder Brother may propose a new classification of Brother as appropriate. This new classification must be agreed upon by at least two other Elder Brethren before it becomes official."

I therefore propose that young Wilburt be designated as Brother of Elevated Status (with good potential).

What say you?

If it means I don't have to read something that long again, which came close to breaching the cardinal rule that it required more effort than was necessary, I say aye.

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No, I is scared

Approved

Tom Dunne

No, I is scared

Zaph wrote: »

If it means I don't have to read something that long again, which came close to breaching the cardinal rule that it required more effort than was necessary, I say aye.

DesF wrote: »

Approved

And so it was passed.

I hereby declare Brother Wilburt is to be henceforth known as Brother Wilburt of Elevated Status (with good potential).

Could somebody update the Wiki, because I couldn't be arsed after all that effort. I need a beer.

Zaph

No, I is scared

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Could somebody update the Wiki, because I couldn't be arsed after all that effort. I need a beer.

Where's Nerin when you need him?

Will

No, I is scared

*Rejoices* hurrah!

ChewChew

No, I is scared

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Young Lady, this is a momentous occasion in BGRH and is not to be mocked. If you have nothing constructive to contribute, I may be forced to invoke Rule 2, Section 7, paragraph 9, section (a), sub-section (i). Which, if I could remember what it was, would show you.

thats quiet alright Tom. I've backed back into my corner!!

Well done again Wilburt. you sooo deserve it!! :pac:

justsomebloke

No, I is scared

congrats brother Wilburt

DJ_Spider

No, I is scared

I vaguely recall mentioning to Brother Des about changing my username to fatboy slimfast? But I have decided to do it as a AKA under my name! Was excellent night and was a good job I had a mic last night as my voice had almost gone.

People I remember: Panda100, Splinter, Agent_Smith, Tom, Des, Windsock, (no you can't have my shirt!) jsb, Admiral, sTubh Dearg, dfx-, spankeh, willburt, and anyone else who now knows me!

justsomebloke

No, I is scared

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Could somebody update the Wiki, because I couldn't be arsed after all that effort. I need a beer.

Wiki updated*

















*may need to be edited

Will

No, I is scared

I really didn't break her foot :pac:

trout

No, I is scared

Wilburt wrote: »

I really didn't break her foot :pac:

Hmmm. A likely story.

We all saw the carry on, what with kicking her good foot, and moving her cripple-sticks away.

You don't fool me, young man. I have yore measure :cool:

Cmol

No, I is scared

Wilburt wrote: »

I really didn't break her foot :pac:

:eek:

Will

No, I is scared

*kicks cmol's good foot again and hobbles off with her cripple sticks*

BWAHAHA LULZ

justsomebloke

No, I is scared

Cmol wrote: »

:eek:

I know denial about his actions, it really is a sad case of affairs

Will

No, I is scared

doesn't JSB stand for 'just some b!tch'?

trout

No, I is scared

Wilburt wrote: »

doesn't JSB stand for 'just some b!tch'?

Careful now ... or he'll bring the neodymium magnets out :cool:

Will

No, I is scared

my jewelry isnt magnetised thankfully. Ah jsb knows I am only joking