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  • 14-05-2008 2:17pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    1. They call her 'ALICE': her German parents took one look at her and said, Das ist Alles!"

    2. They call her 'AMAZON': she's so big at the mouth.

    3. They call her 'APPENDIX': the fellows take her out once - that’s enough.

    4. They call him 'ARCHEOLOGIST': his career lies in ruins.

    5. They call her 'A.T.& T': she is always talking.

    6. They call him 'BANANA': he is always getting skinned.

    7. They call him 'CEMETRY': he is always so GRAVE.

    8. They call him 'CORK': his mouth is always at the mouth of a bottle.

    9. They call her 'DUSTY': She has been on the shelf for a very long time.

    10. They call him 'FIREMAN': everyone tells him to go to blazes.

    11. They cal him 'LIBERTY BELL': He is half cracked.

    12. They call her 'LILY': she always goes out with the dead ones.

    13. They call him 'MICROSCOPE': he magnifies everything.

    14. They call her 'MOON': she is out all night

    15. They call him 'HARPIST': he pulls strings to get ahead.

    16. They call him 'JIGSAW': when faced with a problem, he goes to pieces.

    17. They call him 'MORTICIAN': life to him is GRAVE UNDERTAKING

    18. They call him 'PSYCHIATRIST': he is always trying to get a girl on a couch.

    19. They call him 'SURRNEDER': you take one look at him and want to give up.


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