best way to get banned?

utick

If someone (hypothetically of course) was bored with boards felt like quitting but wanted to go out with a bang, what would be the best way to get banned?

speaktofrank

start a stupid thread like this is a good way.

Kintarō Hattori

utick wrote: »

If someone (hypothetically of course) was bored with boards felt like quitting but wanted to go out with a bang, what would be the best way to get banned?

Mention a certain unmentionable company.
Threaten a lawsuit.
Launch a vicous personal attack on an admin.
Porn.

Just a few I can think of but DON'T go doing any of that. It won't make you big or clever.

TestTransmission

speaktofrank wrote: »

start a stupid thread like this is a good way.

+1

ShaneU

eo980 wrote: »

Mention a certain unmentionable company.
Threaten a lawsuit.
Launch a vicous personal attack on an admin.
Porn.

Just a few I can think of but DON'T go doing any of that. It won't make you big or clever.

Or all 4 combined, easily done.

orestes

Just stop logging in and stop looking for some kind of going out in a blaze of glory crap you attention seeking idiot.

Hypothetically speaking of course

BJC

Insults to the admin ftw
Just make sure you didn't enter your address anywhere or you'll have thousands of obssessed boards nerds outside your house with torches and pitch-forks!

(but don't do that, the admins seem very nice)

Edit - nerds like orestes

Unearthly

Make a topic that some big landmark was blown up by terrorists, then provide a link disguised by the link tags that directs people to a webpage that destroys your computer with virues

now that would be a the biggest c*ntish way to go out in a bang

BJC

Unearthly wrote: »

Make a topic that some big landmark was blown up by terrorists, then provide a link disguised by the link tags that directs people to a webpage that destroys your computer with virues

now that would be a the biggest c*ntish way to go out in a bang

Yeah, the worst so far by miles! Don't do that, I always click boards links!!!

Fremen

Link to goatse

BJC

Fremen wrote: »

Link to goatse

You're not getting me this time!

randylonghorn

Fremen wrote: »

Link to goatse

Aaaaw ... ginger pusseh iz cute!


OP, just troll the Mustard forum! :pac:

orestes

BJC wrote: »

Insults to the admin ftw
Just make sure you didn't enter your address anywhere or you'll have thousands of obssessed boards nerds outside your house with torches and pitch-forks!

(but don't do that, the admins seem very nice)

Edit - nerds like orestes

Huh? What's that about?

Swarley

Incest

Rb

Spraypaint your username on Vexorgs car and then upload pics of it before he gets a chance to ban you.



Don't actually though.

kryogen

randylonghorn wrote: »

Aaaaw ... ginger pusseh iz cute!


OP, just troll the Mustard forum! :pac:

yep, that got me site banned for a while, though i wasnt trolling to be fair, just asking what i thought was a legitimate question

Kintarō Hattori

kryogen wrote: »

yep, that got me site banned for a while, though i wasnt trolling to be fair, just asking what i thought was a legitimate question

Ah true it will get the OP banned in record time but it's hardly going out with a bang!

randylonghorn

kryogen wrote: »

yep, that got me site banned for a while, though i wasnt trolling to be fair, just asking what i thought was a legitimate question

There are no legitimate questions when it comes to mustard!!!

(apparently)

eo980 wrote: »

Ah through it will get the OP banned in record time but it's hardly going out with a bang!

... with a banger, maybe?

Xavi6

Ask ShellBell for some tips

Nerin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ask ShellBell for some tips

lol, yup :pac: start hating a cute named member. hehehehehehe bigglesmcgee hehehehe such a cool name


and dont attack the admins. for the love of god!!!
glenstal anyone?
or that time Dev phoned the weirdo who was threatening in a roundabout im a freak way.

Admins. They are serious business.

Elem

Execute every single boards admin.. that's the best way to go out with a bang. Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, The Clown, all had mind's that work exactly like yours. Good look in life, hope i don't catch you on the flip side

Nerin

Elem wrote: »

Execute every single boards admin.. that's the best way to go out with a bang. Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, The Clown, all had mind's that work exactly like yours. Good look in life, hope i don't catch you on the flip side

:eek:
some...sound advice...

elmolesto

speaktofrank wrote: »

start a stupid thread like this is a good way.

+2

KingLoser

DOUBLE POST.

..or somethin.

KingLoser

KingLoser wrote: »

DOUBLE POST.

..or somethin.

+1

Sherifu

utick wrote: »

If someone (hypothetically of course) was bored with boards felt like quitting but wanted to go out with a bang, what would be the best way to get banned?

Post a hanger and/or falcon punch in parenting. Oh the lulz we had.

If only some people had a sense of humour.

Xavi6

Sherifu wrote: »

Post a hanger and/or falcon punch in parenting. Oh the lulz we had.

Serious ROFL at that one! If I could thank you I would.

Malice

utick wrote: »

If someone (hypothetically of course) was bored with boards

That part of your post made me laugh.

Nevyn

utick wrote: »

If someone (hypothetically of course) was bored with boards felt like quitting but wanted to go out with a bang, what would be the best way to get banned?

It's been done, it's one of the reasons we now have smods who can ban people instead of waiting for one of the admins to be online and the infraction system which means 10 posts in a row get you 10 points and you get sitbanned by ordinary mods.

Par did the fúck you boards rather well and hit about 15 forums with posts before he was sitebanned and that was what 4 years ago.