Which celebrity

Hudson 4 ever

Would you kill if you were allowed and how? I would shoot Girls aloud with a Magnum

orestes

Yore ma

I think you can guess how

KnifeWRENCH

Nicky Wire
Talentless, idiotic, faux-political self-important s**t stirrer.
I could use many more adjectives here...
How would I kill him? Bury him alive - he deserves to suffer.

Hudson 4 ever

orestes wrote: »

Yore ma

She might be great in bed, granted, but I wouldn't say she has quiet reached celebrity status yet

Melion

Amy Winehouse with a shotgun right to the face.

Dellboy2007

jenna jameson, i'd like to shag her to death!

MooseJam

Paris Hilton

Overheal

Paris Hilton.

FlutterinBantam

Abi Titmuss, but only after I cornholed the arse off her.

Rb

Heather Mills.

Or maybe Usher purely for releasing the atrocity that is "In this club".

Voodu Child

Ryan Tubridy. Head in a vice.

Rb

Hudson 4 ever wrote: »

She might be great in bed, granted, but I wouldn't say she has quiet reached celebrity status yet

Nice.

Abi

Just one? I cant decide.

Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham

Frank Lampard
Didier Drogba
Alex Ferguson
(I may duck after the last three)
Tom Cruise

All I can think of for now. May come back to edit in.

Chris Crocker (Although he may not be exactly a celebrity)

Awesomo-4000

Didier Drogba
John Terry
Frank Lampard

Kerry Katona

Im sure there is loads more, cant think of any right now

allabouteve

Tom Cruise, because he's an alien-loving short-arse with a robot wife and evil baby.

Dellboy2007

Awesomo-4000 wrote: »

Didier Drogba
John Terry
Frank Lampard

Kerry Katona

Im sure there is loads more, cant think of any right now

DROGBA!!!!!

Awesomo-4000

Dellboy2007 wrote: »

DROGBA!!!!!

ROOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEY!!!!!

ronnie3585

Ryan Tubridy

Gerry Ryan

Ian Wright

All those media whores from Xposé

Davina McCall:mad:

Patrick Keilty

Creamy Goodness

can't believe it took 15 posts for someone to mention kerry katona.

Creature

Not really a celebrity as such but Bill O'Reilly. I'd love to crush his windpipe with my bare hands.

Abi

Cremo wrote: »

can't believe it took 15 posts for someone to mention kerry katona.

Once you go beyond hate, all there is left is pity.

You cant hate someone you pity.

Loopy

Posh, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Jade, Ronan Keating, Colleen McLoughlin, basically all the no talent celeb's out there, Jesus I better stop now or I'll be here all night....

Agamemnon

Turbidy. His body would be found in ten different counties with Vaseline in his eye sockets.

Abi

looptheloop wrote: »

Colleen McLoughlin

Rawly? why? Def not aruging the point. Just wondered. In comparison to the VB and other size 0 ring-leaders.. Shes not a wanna-be-snob either, which makes her slightly easier to listen to I suppose.

/discuss :pac:

Sir Molle

Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.

ronnie3585

Sir Molle wrote: »

Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.

"Do ya mind if I turn on the radio, father?"

KnifeWRENCH

Sir Molle wrote: »

Probably Thom Yorke because he's a talentless muppet and he's weird. I'd kill him with his own music, it's that bad.

:eek::eek: BOO, HISS!!
I'm going to see Radiohead in a few weeks so please don't kill him before then!

Loopy

Abigayle wrote: »

Rawly? why? Def not aruging the point. Just wondered. In comparison to the VB and other size 0 ring-leaders.. Shes not a wanna-be-snob either, which makes her slightly easier to listen to I suppose.

/discuss :pac:

What are her talents? Being Waynes girlfriend? Being a Journalist? NADA...

Ok she's not a size o. So what??

elmolesto

looptheloop wrote: »

Posh, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Jade, Ronan Keating, Colleen McLoughlin, basically all the no talent celeb's out there, Jesus I better stop now or I'll be here all night....

and paris hilton with flame thrower

Sherifu

Paris Hilton, with a dildo hooked up to the power grid.

Ross_Mahon

Shoot Britney Spears in the head with a .50 cal from a building

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Seonad

How can you hate people you don't know, purely from how they are portrayed in the media?

Kinetic^

Jade Goody.

Kinetic^

Seonad wrote: »

How can you hate people you don't know, purely from how they are portrayed in the media?

I don't know you and I already hate you.

Notorious

Kinetic^ wrote: »

I don't know you and I already hate you.

Wow thats rough... coming from a computer nerd!

Seonad

Kinetic^ wrote: »

I don't know you and I already hate you.

Yes, I didn't see that coming at all...*rolls eyes*

Sanjuro

Seonad wrote: »

How can you hate people you don't know, purely from how they are portrayed in the media?

Based on how they're portrayed in the media, very easily. The list would include-

Ryan Tubridy
Westlife
Bryan McFat****
Danny Dyer
Jamie Oliver
Kerry Katona
Paris Hilton

DanGerMus

Heather Mills i'd beat her to death with her wooden leg, while listening to some beatles records.
Then i'd sell off her body parts on ebay and donate all the money to "charrity", pretencious bitch that she is. i'm sure she'd have wanted it that way.

berliner

voodoo_child wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy. Head in a vice.

+1

berliner

allabouteve wrote: »

Tom Cruise, because he's an alien-loving short-arse with a robot wife and evil baby.

Super reply.Love it!

bronte

Katona for me, though I'd be equally as happy if she just disappeared.

Abi

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Jade Goody.

Too stupid to hate tbh.

Seonad wrote: »

How can you hate people you don't know, purely from how they are portrayed in the media?

For me anyway, its mostly how they market themselves. Even if you set aside the stuff you wouldnt wipe-your-árse-with newspapers- when they do one on one interviews, for the most part; they are sterile, and fans mostly want to feel like they can relate. But Im not too sure of your angle.

Sherifu wrote: »

Paris Hilton, with a dildo hooked up to the power grid.

lol. the mental image, justified ending.

looptheloop wrote: »

What are her talents?

Cant argue with ya there LTL, just shes not as in your face annoying I suppose. Could be wrong on this (awaits correction) but she was with Shrek a good while before he showed signs of making it. If this be true, kudos to her. Id think worse of her if she was sat at home soakin' it up.

berliner

I'm still hunting down Judge Reinhold with my luger pistol.I'll make him pay for those Beverly Hills cop movies.

Degsy

Abigayle wrote: »

Rawly? why? Def not aruging the point. Just wondered. In comparison to the VB and other size 0 ring-leaders.. Shes not a wanna-be-snob either, which makes her slightly easier to listen to I suppose.

/discuss :pac:

Coz she's a scouse scumbag,thats why.

Degsy

Sanjuro wrote: »

Based on how they're portrayed in the media, very easily. The list would include-

Ryan Tubridy
Westlife
Bryan McFat****
Danny Dyer
Jamie Oliver
Kerry Katona
Paris Hilton

Right on..mockney wanker that he is!

Seonad

Abigayle wrote: »

But Im not too sure of your angle.

Don't get me wrong, the list of stupid things said and done by celebrities is endless-the evidence speaks clearly enough for itself. I just think that until you know someone, and interact with them on a one-to-one basis, it seems odd to declare your hatred for them

homerjay2005

straight shootout between jade goody and kerry katona.

not far behind -

the osbournes.
posh spice.



and op, i think theres alot more better things you could think of doing with girls aloud than shooting them in all fairness.

Tricity Bendix

voodoo_child wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy. Head in a vice.

Looks like somebody already tried, tbh.


I'd pick my nemisis, Nicolas Cage. A hit and run would be nice. A slow hit and run. And then I'd put the car into reverse and do it again. Make sure I damage the face so his family won't be able to have an open coffin.

Loopy

Abigayle wrote: »

Cant argue with ya there LTL, just shes not as in your face annoying I suppose. Could be wrong on this (awaits correction) but she was with Shrek a good while before he showed signs of making it. If this be true, kudos to her. Id think worse of her if she was sat at home soakin' it up.

Granted, Colleen isn't as annonying as the others and yes she's been with (shrek:D) a good while but Jesus just cos she can throw an outfit together she's constantly on the front page of lots of the crappy magazines we buy..

She calls herself a journalist - she has a one page piece of shit column in Now Magazine writing about things like 'I'm loving the latest green socks that are available in Topshop' WTF?

I just cant stand pointless, talentless 'celebs'..

billymitchell

Andy Gray
Gerry Ryan
Jack Black

Dont really care how they are killed, just as long as they disappear!! How any of them are famous is beyond me!!