Which celebrity

biko

Whoever started the douchebag trend :mad:

token56

Deleted User wrote: »

Chris Crocker (Although he may not be exactly a celebrity)

Thats a dude?

The_B_Man

That chick from Hanson!! bitch never called me after!

JackM_79

Gavin Lambe Murphy - with both barrells

Jigsaw

Kerry Katona and Jade Goody. Utterly despicable, talentless and disgusting women. I have an unfathomable contempt for them. There have recently been advertisements on MTV for some sort of "At Home With Kerry" programme called Crazy in Love. The fact that this programme got commissioned makes me weep for humanity. Common loudmouth slappers who, were it not for an obscene slice of luck and a trash driven media culture, would be pushing a buggy round Asda wearing a pink velour tracksuit and swearing at their kids. Allowing these h00rs on TV gives the real life knackers/chavs some seal of respectability. They see it on TV and assume it must be ok. They should both be tied to a lamp post and beaten with a 7 iron.

stevelknievel

Jigsaw wrote: »

Common loudmouth slappers who, were it not for an obscene slice of luck and a trash driven media culture, would be pushing a buggy round Asda wearing a pink velour tracksuit and swearing at their kids. Allowing these h00rs on TV gives the real life knackers/chavs some seal of respectability. They see it on TV and assume it must be ok. They should both be tied to a lamp post and beaten with a 7 iron.

Jigsaw, I like your style. Personally I'd like to get that Barry Scott fu*&er form the Cillit Bang ads and leave him soaking for a month in bleach until his skin melted off. Michael Flatley deserves to get danced on as well for bringing such shame on to our nation.

2-ShortDa5foot5

Too hard to pick one:

Derek Mooney
Ryan Tubridy
Jamie Oliver
Nicolas Cage
Paris Hilton
Da Wayans brother from "My wife & kids" C*NT!
Tommy Tiernan
Tara Palmer Tomkinson
Geri Halliwell
Queen FATifah
Da fella from Bachelors walk with the smartass voice who does all the radio ads
Calum Best
Fran Cosgrave

Kold

I'd make Russel Brand stand in front of Christiano Ronaldo.

Jigsaw

Kold wrote: »

I'd make Russel Brand stand in front of Christiano Ronaldo.

I'm quite sure the problem is with me here but I have no idea what you mean!

togster

rb_ie wrote: »

Or maybe Usher purely for releasing the atrocity that is "In this club".

+1

Any of those Miley Cyris, Lindsy Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie.

Edit: Danny Dyer just cos he's such a poser and talentless stain

SEPT 23 1989

i would batter ashley cole to death
using a blunt knife covered in excrement

wandatowell

Pete Doherty:mad:

That little ****e has a face for crosshairs

I wish to god he died at child birth

Kold

Jigsaw wrote: »

I'm quite sure the problem is with me here but I have no idea what you mean!

Hopefully get the two with one bullet.

xzanti

Any of those ex BB contestants, in particular, Aislyne Horgan Wallace... WFT has she even done since she left the house? At least some of them are trying to present, sing, act whatever.. She just turns up with f*ck all clothes on her at nightclubs and gets her face everywhere... :rolleyes:

bantee

xzanti wrote: »

Any of those ex BB contestants, in particular, Aislyne Horgan Wallace... WFT has she even done since she left the house? At least some of them are trying to present, sing, act whatever.. She just turns up with f*ck all clothes on her at nightclubs and gets her face everywhere... :rolleyes:

I'm partial to a bit of female nudity myself, so I'd let her live

BobTheBeat

Kold wrote: »

Hopefully get the two with one bullet.

Combo! me likey.

Not many celebs that annoy me, as most people who are in day to day trash media are only c&nts anyways.

I do believe though, that Britney Spears is being royally f*cked over by the press/media at the moment. And Amy winehouse. If either of them kill themselve, the people who hound them day in/day out should be held responsible.

Actually, to explore that point further, I can't stand anyone who preys on the misfortunes of others.

b_beep

how has this c*nt escaped mention?
for shame

IronMan

Hector: To be shot with a sun dried pellet of his own shít.

Brendan O'Connor: To be choked to death with a copy of the Sunday Independent.

Pete Doherty: A new strain of AIDS, caught as a result of forced prison man love.

Hudson 4 ever

DanGerMus wrote: »

Heather Mills i'd beat her to death with her wooden leg, while listening to some beatles records.
Then i'd sell off her body parts on ebay and donate all the money to "charrity", pretencious bitch that she is. i'm sure she'd have wanted it that way.

Truely a great answer

2-ShortDa5foot5

b_beep wrote: »

how has this c*nt escaped mention?
for shame

Reminded me of anuther C*NT there with that comment....

NEIL DELAMARE! :mad: I'd make his death slow and painful.

Sengoku79

Bono - for all his whingeing over help the poor, help the needy, help me, at the end of the day he is just another tax avoiding money grabbing b4st4rd.

How - Paper Cut him to death with his first full tax return after we put Cowen and the rest up against the wall and take Ireland back for the regular Irish instead of Bertie and his rich mates.

El Weirdo

looptheloop wrote: »

...she's constantly on the front page of lots of the crappy magazines we buy..

Its people buying these magazines that gives these "celebrities" validation for their existence. Stop buying them!

For the record I'd have no problem in hearing of the violent and painful deaths of the following:

Kerry Katona
Paris Hilton
The Beckhams
Coleen McLoughlan
Heather Mills
Howard from the Halifax ads
Pat Kenny
Gerry Ryan
Jordan
Peter Andre
Jade Goody
Amy Winehouse
Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Linda Whatsherface from You're a Star
Twink

*watch this space for more additions as I'm getting angry just thinking about these twats.

Havermeyer

Eh, Jamie Redknapp anyone? How has he not been mentioned yet? He spouts so much shíte its unreal. I'd probably kill him by hanging him by the balls from a goal post and stabbing him with a corner flag.

Probably not the most annoying, but other people have already stated their desire to kill most of my top choices anyway.

kizzyr

el_weirdo wrote: »

Its people buying these magazines that gives these "celebrities" validation for their existence. Stop buying them!

For the record I'd have no problem in hearing of the violent and painful deaths of the following:

Kerry Katona
Paris Hilton
The Beckhams
Coleen McLoughlan
Heather Mills
Howard from the Halifax ads
Pat Kenny
Gerry Ryan
Jordan
Peter Andre
Jade Goody
Amy Winehouse
Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Linda Whatsherface from You're a Star
Twink

*watch this space for more additions as I'm getting angry just thinking about these twats.

While I agree with all of these (although Amy Winehouse does make good music) I'll add in a few you must have forgotten:
Sharon Osborne, in fact the entire family.
Lindsy Lohan
Nicole Riche
Jodie Marsh

StormWarrior

I would kill Russell Brand because I cannor stand that muppet. What do these women see in him? And his hair is an insult to people with really good backcombed mullets.

redcrew

gillian mckeith - wench!

method irrelevant! death a necessity!!

El Weirdo

kizzyr wrote: »

While I agree with all of these (although Amy Winehouse does make good music) I'll add in a few you must have forgotten:
Sharon Osborne, in fact the entire family.
Lindsy Lohan
Nicole Riche
Jodie Marsh

Aragh yes! Of course! That Marsh Cúnt! Should've been near the top of the list. Maybe its because I haven't seen much of her lately.

El Weirdo

StormWarrior wrote: »

...really good backcombed mullets.

An oxymoron, shirley?:p

Hornswoggle

I'd defo do away with Ryan Tubridy - i mean his head is frickin huge!

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berliner

Jigsaw wrote: »

Kerry Katona and Jade Goody. Utterly despicable, talentless and disgusting women. I have an unfathomable contempt for them. There have recently been advertisements on MTV for some sort of "At Home With Kerry" programme called Crazy in Love. The fact that this programme got commissioned makes me weep for humanity. Common loudmouth slappers who, were it not for an obscene slice of luck and a trash driven media culture, would be pushing a buggy round Asda wearing a pink velour tracksuit and swearing at their kids. Allowing these h00rs on TV gives the real life knackers/chavs some seal of respectability. They see it on TV and assume it must be ok. They should both be tied to a lamp post and beaten with a 7 iron.

Brilliant post!

estebancambias

I would take great pleasure in destroying Bono's manhood.

allabouteve

estebancambias wrote: »

I would take great pleasure in destroying Bono's manhood.

I think he did that himself with those platform shoes....

Guy:Incognito

Jigsaw wrote: »

Kerry Katona and Jade Goody. Utterly despicable, talentless and disgusting women. I have an unfathomable contempt for them. There have recently been advertisements on MTV for some sort of "At Home With Kerry" programme called Crazy in Love. The fact that this programme got commissioned makes me weep for humanity. Common loudmouth slappers who, were it not for an obscene slice of luck and a trash driven media culture, would be pushing a buggy round Asda wearing a pink velour tracksuit and swearing at their kids. Allowing these h00rs on TV gives the real life knackers/chavs some seal of respectability. They see it on TV and assume it must be ok. They should both be tied to a lamp post and beaten with a 7 iron.

Doesnt a much for you if that, depite all you say about them, they ar considerably richer than you.

admiralofthefleet

anthea turner, i would boil her slowly

guinnessdrinker

Louis Walsh by locking him in a room and forcing him to actually listen to non-stop Westlife cd's.

Borneo Fnctn

berliner wrote: »

I'm still hunting down Judge Reinhold with my luger pistol.I'll make him pay for those Beverly Hills cop movies.

If you touch a hair on Billy Rosewood's head you will regret it.

I'd like to kill the Pope. I don't have anything against him but i'd be ****ing famous.

Keano

Stekelly wrote: »

Doesnt a much for you if that, depite all you say about them, they ar considerably richer than you.

aidan24326

The people who buy trash mags (heat,now etc) are responsible for the 'celebrity' status of Kerry Katona and her ilk. Though how in fcuk she got her own MTV show is beyond me. MTV were looking for a bit of cheap car-crash tv no doubt.

Does Linda Martin qualify as a celeb? If so, then I'd feed her to a pack of starving crocodiles. Maybe throw herself and Dana in together.

ballybay_eh

redcrew wrote: »

gillian mckeith - wench!

method irrelevant! death a necessity!!

Spot on! How do people like her get on television?

I was going to say Ian "I think I'm supposed to be comic relief but I'm not actually funny" Wright... but now I'm not so sure. I presume I'm only allowed to kill one.

Keano

aidan24326 wrote: »

The people who buy trash mags (heat,now etc) are responsible for the 'celebrity' status of Kerry Katona and her ilk. Though how in fcuk she got her own MTV show is beyond me. MTV were looking for a bit of cheap car-crash tv no doubt.

Does Linda Martin qualify as a celeb? If so, then I'd feed her to a pack of starving crocodiles. Maybe throw herself and Dana in together.

I wont let you kill Linda she is way too hot

Maybe all the upcoming famous for 5 mins Big Brother contests that are about to annoy me.

Rowley Birkin QC

berliner wrote: »

Brilliant post!

+1.

Didnt she say in that programme that its ok to take coke when pregnant as its easy to wean kids off it when they are born??:eek::eek:

Despicable agglommeration of fat and sheer stupidity.

stereo-mic

Kinetic^ wrote: »

I don't know you and I already hate you.

I may be a little late with this reply...but with a mind-set like that it's a wonder you aren't rising higher up in the world than shooting down strangers on a website.

Also I'd like to add that I'm not completely agreeing with Seonad either but I am so indifferent to celebrities that I wouldn't waste my hatred.