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Talking Clock

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  • 16-05-2008 12:29pm
    #1
    Mossin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭


    Following a night out with a few
    friends, a man brought them back to show
    off his new flat.

    After the
    grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong
    taking pride
    of place in the lounge.

    'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the
    guests asked

    'Why, that's my Talking Clock' the man replied.

    'How does it work?'

    'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an
    ear-shattering blow with
    an unpadded hammer.

    Suddenly, a voice from
    the other side of the wall screamed, 'For, F****sake,
    you C****, it's twenty
    to two in the F***ing
    morning!!'


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    #2
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I just lolled in my office :D


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    #3
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Lol! I gotta get me a gong!

    Rated!


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    #4
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Very good indeed. :D

    Have some stars.


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    #5
    kjt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭kjt


    Haha great thanks!


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    #6
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Nice 1 :D


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    #7
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Great stuff. More stars for you. :)


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