Hero / Villian - Who would you be?

Duggy747

Pretty straight-forward, would you be the hunky hero with muscles that have their own orbit or would you be the ugly Euro-Baddie with big fùck-off, cool and evil weapons?

Me, I'd probably be the T-1000 (Liquid guy) from Terminator 2. Be handy to freak people by impersonating others and if I'm bored I could always transform into a fit bird like Angelina Jolie and fiddle with myself

Plus cant beat having knives for arms, handy for cutting the turkey at Xmas.

RedXIV

Instead of trying to think of the greatest super power i can remember, i'm gonna go with the ole favourite. Wolverine. the amount of times i'd love to have had his claws. that and he's pretty much invincible

Reku

To help you decide:

Hero or villain/daddy or chips

Sherifu

Silar.






Faith trap.

ven0m

See, most people will choose the villan because "its cool", then you'll get the "I'm a hero" types .... I say option number 3:

The Buddist, sitting in the middle without a care in the world saying "fine, deal with your own s**t - I'm happy"



:::: ven0mous ::::

funk-you

ven0m wrote: »

See, most people will choose the villan because "its cool", then you'll get the "I'm a hero" types .... I say option number 3:

The Buddist, sitting in the middle without a care in the world saying "fine, deal with your own s**t - I'm happy"



:::: ven0mous ::::

I'm already a super-hero, the girlfriend tells me so in the sack. Now all i need is some theme music.....

-Funk

ven0m

funk-you wrote: »

I'm already a super-hero, the girlfriend tells me so in the sack. Now all i need is some theme music.....

-Funk

I just got off the phone with YORE MA, & she said I was a super hero who needed his own theme music so there

Stercus Accidit

Heroes are always poor saps in crap jobs, lex luther is a billionare, superman a reporter....

Batman doesnt count as hes a perpetual bachelor living with one other elderly gent... not cool.

Villains have mountain cave volcano lairs and multi national conglomerates, heroes suck and get a pension from the government.

Villains have gilded pistols and italian suits, cops have a ford sedan.


Villain for me please.

Yore Ma.

stevoman

id like to be dr collosus - where do these evil geniuses get their phd's?

Shryke

Magneto, Wolverine or Colossus. I'd take the triforce of power if that was an option.

DC Blows.

MooseJam

I'd be magneto too, that guy is uber cool

User45701

In Terms of how much i would like to be that charactor/person - Gareck - DS9

Something more people would know... Shreadder from the turtles (not so much him but the amour suit thing) i mean having blades on your sholders anything ever tried to grab or tackle you from behind and they get a face full of spikes as you jam your sholder back.

I suppose Syler in terms of raw strgenth.

From the hero side of things? i dont know

i suppose - i cant think of any heroes i would like to be - oh actually Hiro from heroes. He has a good pwoer

Rob_l

I'd like to be Stalin what a villian
and if any of ye disagree off to the gulags with ye

2-ShortDa5foot5

Easy-- The Joker!

Even more cool cos ud b Jack Nicholson!

The Bollox

I'd be Anakin Skywalker. that way I would be both good and evil. aswell as that I get teh uber Lightsaberz, force powers, Natalie Portman and a super cool costume. you can't go wrong

I'd be Hitler. He had a cool moustache.

Notorious

Carnage

c - 13

If I could be a superhero,
I'd be Immigration dude,
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes,
For eating up all of our food,
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot,
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit,
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood,
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude.

I cant quite put my finger on the reasons why, but it would probably be The Mighty Thor. It could just be the appeal of smashing **** up with a hammer.

Hornswoggle

Venom from Spiderman is sh*t cool

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2006/11/07/venom-spiderman.jpg

Kold

Heroes always get the pussy. Not Spiderman though, but that's because Parker's a tossbag.

chopperbyrne

Kold wrote: »

Heroes always get the pussy. Not Spiderman though, but that's because Parker's a tossbag.

Spider-Man had a supermodel wife and two hotties who also wanted him.

Man was straight up big pimping in the NYC!

Ross_Mahon

I would be the first villain to actually win all the time, first I'm going to create a large volcano lair (Very old school yes i know) with a golf course and have my food cooked like they do in lanzarote by my minions.

Then capture super hero's and harness their powers for myself! :mad: *evil laugh*

Captain Darling

Professor Chaos, complete with tin foil costume.

funk-you

ven0m wrote: »

I just got off the phone with YORE MA, & she said I was a super hero who needed his own theme music so there

You wouldn't be able for her!:pac:

-Funk

junior_apollo

c - 13 wrote: »

If I could be a superhero,
I'd be Immigration dude,
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes,
For eating up all of our food,
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot,
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit,
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood,
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude.

I cant quite put my finger on the reasons why, but it would probably be The Mighty Thor. It could just be the appeal of smashing **** up with a hammer.

Steven Lynch is a legend!... The rest of his stuff is brilliant...

Anyway - Back on topic...

I'd be Ironman... (not just because the film is coming out)
Ever since i can remember i always thought he was a cool hero... and anytime i've ever done those "What super hero are you?" things i always got ironman...

www.thesuperheroquiz.com

jester77

Skeletor, he's just so bad ass and looks the part!

Dragan

The Tick.

**** yeah.

chopperbyrne

Dragan wrote: »

The Tick.

**** yeah.

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruu_Old

Six Million Dollar Man. *clicks Submit Reply in slow motion*

Captain Darling

Ruu wrote: »

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Nailz

As a hero it would have to be Ole Gunner Solskaer!
As a villian, probably Charles Manson, most evil person alive!

elmolesto

Jack the ripper:eek:

Riddle101

I'd be a kickass villian like Darth Maul, Vader, Micheal from Halloween, Jason from Friday 13th or Or the Ghost Guys from The Matrix 2

But if i was to be good i would be like Deadpool because he's got those kickass weapons, has a healing factor and always cracks jokes, or Wolvierine

funk-you

Actually, i'd be Preacher. Having the word of God is a kick ass super-power

-Funk

Ruu_Old

Infononymous wrote: »

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kowloon

jester77 wrote: »

Skeletor, he's just so bad ass and looks the part!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq4MXCD-wLs

thelordofcheese

Evil, and Destro from G.I Joe.
Why?
because of the baroness.

Ohh hells yeah.

randylonghorn

funk-you wrote: »

I'm already a super-hero, the girlfriend tells me so in the sack.

-Funk

Faster than the speed of light? ^_^

Faith

Sherifu wrote: »

Silar.






Faith trap.

Lol! This is actually one of the only threads I've opened in AH in a while. I wonder why I chose this one? :pac:

Anywho, if I were a hero, I'd be Buffy. She's cool. And has great clothes. I prefer villains though, and am always attracted to them over heroes on tv.

Agamemnon

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Evil, and Destro from G.I Joe.
Why?
because of the baroness.

Ohh hells yeah.

I'd say she loved it when he went down on her in the metal mask.

I'd be Storm Shadow or Zartan. Can't wait for the movie.

On the heroic side, I'd love to be a certain cheerleader's heroic cheerleading outfit.

monkeyfudge

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Evil, and Destro from G.I Joe.
Why?
because of the baroness.

Ohh hells yeah.

Here's one of the actual photos of her in costume:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/gi-joe/BARONESS.jpg

She'll never be as sexy as the cartoon version though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atqFBB15Voc

As for which villain I'd be... I was going to go with Mojo Jojo... but I think I'll go with The Monarch instead.... he's got the super hot Dr. Girlfriend going for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PESZ2guVZRg

flanum

hero... robert de niro

villain... bob dylan

Kold

Villain: Igniknokt

Hero: Space Ghost

thelordofcheese

monkeyfudge wrote: »

As for which villain I'd be... I was going to go with Mojo Jojo... but I think I'll go with The Monarch instead.... he's got the super hot Dr. Girlfriend going for him.

But i hear she's a.... y'know, man.

ballybay_eh

2-ShortDa5foot5 wrote: »

Easy-- The Joker!

Even more cool cos ud b Jack Nicholson!

Unless you were Heath Ledger in which case you'd be dead...



Hero: Gordon Freeman

Villain: Venom

kev_s88

villain would have to be someone like Doc Ock or something....


as for hero i always wanted to be Hawkeye from the original Avengers comics

oblivious

The Juggernaut

AngryBadger

Iron Man FTW!!!

Millionaire philanthropist playboy, routinely sleeps with sexy female super-heroes, and a bad ass robot suit that probably burns off the cals while he's battling evil-doers