If smellavision was invented

stevoman

If smellavision was to repleace television what would be the first film you would watch?

i think id have to watch apocalypse now - i always did want to know what the smell of napalm was like in the morning.....

Adam

2 girls one cup.

Find out if it's real.

Homer

The bean eating scene in Blazing saddles defo!


No wait a minute.......

RedXIV

Anything made in a bakery. God i love the smell of bakeries

stevoman

RedXIV wrote: »

Anything made in a bakery. God i love the smell of bakeries

you sound like you'd love willy wonkas chocolate factory!

username123

Itd be awful - imagine the amount of times youd have the smell of a McDonalds assualting your nostrils with marketing campaigns gone into overdrive - perfume ads would give you headaches!

Adam

Imagine what your living room would smell like after an hour of tv! :eek:

stevoman

maybe i never thought this through - imagine watching a skat movie! LOL

RedXIV

stevoman wrote: »

you sound like you'd love willy wonkas chocolate factory!

thats an even BETTER suggestion!!!!!

..........get this damn estrogen out of me!!! beer!!! quick!!!!

Homer

Mirror wrote: »

Imagine what your living room would smell like after an hour of tv! :eek:

Yeah in fairness.. Imagine "Fair sh1tty" omnibus

Kold

Schindler's List.

Adam

industria wrote: »

Yeah in fairness.. Imagine "Fair sh1tty" omnibus

Or watching something like Bones. Those dead bodies must smell RANK!!

Adam

Kold wrote: »

Schindler's List.

I love the smell of dead jew in the morning. :pac:

Havermeyer

Cheech and Chong ftw!

Rhyme

Mirror wrote: »

2 girls one cup.

Find out if it's real.

f*ck, F*ck, F*CK!!

It's way too early for that man.

seamus

All porn would be rendered about as appealing as licking an old boot.

Adam

Rhyme wrote: »

f*ck, F*ck, F*CK!!

It's way too early for that man.

It's never too early to chew poo. :cool:

Jigsaw

seamus wrote: »

All porn would be rendered about as appealing as licking an old boot.

Aw I don't know about that now. Hard to beat the whiff of an auld musky undercarriage.

stevoman

it doesnt take long in AH does it!

jester77

Have to be Bosco... smell the hand

Homer

Home movie of YORE MA!!




Can't believe I was first in with that?!

Adam

industria wrote: »

Home movie of YORE MA!!




Can't believe I was first in with that?!

Why? Of the many yore ma references I've read today, it rated about a 2.4

Let's just say China is safe if you're jokes are all it has to worry about! :pac:

Duggy747

2 Girls Finger-Painting
Fart Brazil
Some more poo chomping videos
Picture of TubGirl (Assuming you can smell still pictures)
Dawn Of The Dead - Just to see what a zombie smells like

stevoman

industria wrote: »

Home movie of YORE MA!!




Can't believe I was first in with that?!

c'mon you can do better than that!

allabouteve

seamus wrote: »

All porn would be rendered about as appealing as licking an old boot.

I believe that that's exactly what some shoe fetish vids consist of....it's a niche market. Yuk.

The_B_Man

watching any sport would wreck ur head! ur telly would reek of B.O.!

I'd watch cartoons! Anytime somebody makes a pie, you can get to fly around ur sittin room! it'd be brilliant!

Havermeyer

Maybe some reruns of old WWE programs. I'm no wrestling fan, but I've always wanted to know what exactly the Rock was cooking.

Homer

stevoman wrote: »

c'mon you can do better than that!

Better than "your" ma? Course I can...

YOU can do better than that surely?

Sherifu

Something asian.

stevoman

industria wrote: »

Better than "your" ma? Course I can...

YOU can do better than that surely?

Of course i can. Will you tell your ma to stop wearing different lipstick everytime we meet. My cock is starting to look like a rainbow.

By the way where you skinny when you were born - she's sooooo tight!

Homer

Much better stevo.. Points for effort there.

stevoman

industria wrote: »

Much better stevo.. Points for effort there.

thanks, i had to revert back to my childhood of slagging for that!:p

antodeco

six-one FTW. I bet Anne Doyle smells fantastic.

Failing that Id defo watch How Clean is Your House. My room could do with a better odour!!

Kold

[You are watching the cocaine channel]

flanum

fanny pad adverts. ye know when a lassie is on the rag and ya get that musty-rusty wang off her when she walks past...

elmolesto

Chocolat

Lirange

Parents. Auld 80s classic.

I hear Randy Quaid is a four star chef.