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Some Friday quickies.

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  • 16-05-2008 5:32pm
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    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭


    What's the best thing about shagging a transvestite?

    When you reach round, it feels like it's gone all the way through!

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    Going to a costume party soon? Here's a suggestion:

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/best-costume-ever/

    (The guy on the left)

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    what does a woman's arse hole and an 18volt battery have in common?


    you know its wrong but sooner or later you are going to touch it with your tongue

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    What do Robert Mugabe and a condom have in common?

    Both are great for inflation but kill the next generation.

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    Man goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?"
    The doctor replies, "Try coming home at 3 in the morning!"

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    ****ing hell women are lazy...

    Apparently lying down for hours counts as 'labour'

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    One of the girls at the local S&M club had a birthday last week.

    We had a whip round for her.

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    You never get any disabled comedians really, do you?

    Guess its because they're all **** at stand up

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    When I got home last night my wife demanded I take her somewhere expensive.

    So I took her to a petrol station.


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