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Short Story

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  • 18-05-2008 10:11pm
    #1
    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭


    A Short Love Story

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
    were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. ...he in the upper bunk
    and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
    the woman saying,

    'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married.'

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ****in blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End


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